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What.

What!

I'm immediately reminded of Jade's robot - but her circumstances probably don't apply here, since this is a soulbot, not a dreambot. Plus, Aradia doesn't even have a dream self. The only other thing which comes to mind is Sollux's ~ATH script, a virus which already claimed the life of one machine.

Could Aradia have been running some ~ATH code, trying to prevent the summoning of Lord English? If she was desperate enough to run an ~ATH program on her own CPU, just about anything could have happened.

Either way, her body has been destroyed - but we've seen her spirit persist without one. I highly doubt that this is where her story ends.

Anyway, Aradia's PoV is a dud. Vriska, then?

lmao, she really doesn't know.

VRISKA: That was some pretty sweet chainsaw work earlier. Pretty 8rutal, really! Didn't think you had it in you. VRISKA: Hey, you weren't settling a score with him there 8y any chance? KANAYA: What VRISKA: I've got a pretty keen nose for revenge. Could it 8e that you had a thing for him and were upset when he went for me instead? Hmmmmmmmm? KANAYA: Did He Really Go For You KANAYA: Thats Not How I Remember It

I still hold to my assertion that Vriska doesn't lie to people - but, as demonstrated here, she lies to herself near-constantly.

ERIDAN: wwe used to havve a good thing goin remember our campaigns ERIDAN: that shit wwas epic wwhere are you evven goin to find a rivvalry like that VRISKA: It was fun, Eridan. While it lasted. VRISKA: 8ut it ran its course! I don't know what else to tell you.

Pardon the pun, Eridan, but you're clearly small fry to this girl.

FEFERI: )(oly crap did I get you good! )(ey, Sollux! Did you catc)( any of t)(at? FEFERI: A live one jumped rig)(t into my boat! A real suckerfis)(! Woo)(oo)(oo. )(ow do you like t)(at, spider)(ag! Sea dwellers represent!!! VRISKA: That was… VRISKA: Surprisingly nasty of you.

Holy hell, that was impressive. She baited Vriska into being nice, and the moment she saw a hint of vulnerability, she struck. Even Terezi hasn't managed a burn like that.

I've always been interested in characters who are good, but not nice. Feferi seems to take things one step further. She's good and she's nice, while still being a dick.

FEFERI: T)(anks. I )(ope I didn't jeopardize our friends)(ip wit)( t)(at little stunt! 38) VRISKA: Friendship? I don't know if… VRISKA: W8 a minute. Why you!!!!!!!! You almost got me AGAIN!

And she's almost two-for-two!

- VOLO PRO VERİTAS -

Dang, I love her theme song. Who-

My man!

KARKAT: I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS? KARKAT: IT'S NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T GET TO HANG OUT PLENTY OF OTHER PLACES. TEREZI: YOU DONT G3T 1T! TH3R3 W3R3 4LL TH3S3 TH1NGS 1 W4S PL4NN1NG ON SHOW1NG YOU 4ND STUFF W3 COULD H4V3 DON3 TOG3TH3R TEREZI: 1T W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3 SP3C14L DUMMY KARKAT: WHAT WAS SO SPECIAL ABOUT IT? THE FACT THAT IT WAS A MOON MADE OF GOLD? [...] TEREZI: N3V3R M1ND >:[

I know it's awkward, Terezi, but unless you actually say the word 'date', he's not going to get it.

Poor Tavros. I suppose this is better than being berated by Vriska.

What he really needs is support from an emotionally mature adult - and he's not going to get it.

VRISKA: If it was me, I would feel ashamed to get rich that way. 8y having a secret admirer just hand it to me like that, rather than earning it. That's just me though! TEREZI: GOD, YOUR J34LOUSLY 1S R1D1CULOUS! NOBODY C4R3S 4BOUT STOCKP1L1NG M34N1NGL3SS TR34SUR3 OTH3R TH4N YOU. W1LL YOU GROW UP??? VRISKA: I guess you're right. I'm just giving you a hard time!

"Notice me, h8-senpai!!!!!!!!"

It's honestly pretty funny when Vriska just spouts complete bullshit about the nature of her relationships.

It's also just a little bit depressing - a reminder that this poor girl has no idea what a healthy friendship looks like.

VRISKA: Anyway, just so you know, you're not the only one who can play a chumpy 8oy, and manipul8 him into doing what you want. VRISKA: In fact, I'm not even going to use any powers! Just to prove it's no 8ig deal.

Right, your mind-control powers. The ones that totally work on humans. The ones you're choosing not to use on John. By choice.

TEREZI: TH4NKS G4MZ BUT NO 1 4M NOT T1R3D TEREZI: 1 M4Y GO FOR 4NOTH3R UN3XP3CT3D HONK JUMP SOON THOUGH [...] GAMZEE: OkAy wElL MaYbE WaRn mE ThEn mAyBe. TEREZI: NO PROM1S3S! GAMZEE: :o(

Poor Gamzee. No one respects his pile :o(

I'd add this to the shipping chart, but there's only so many lines I can draw at Eridan's node.

Probability of character development: 0.1% -> 0.2%

Well, that is interesting. If Consorts are still around, I wonder if the session is still spawning Underlings?

Dang it, Homestuck, that could be any timeframe!

M3 4N DA B3ST13! >8D

Anyone else think that shrinking the canvas actually improves the quality of Dave's SBaHJ art? I think it's because there's no space for artificing.

His Ironic Tyranny has awoken.

Oh, shit! Is Nepeta finally about to enter the plot?

...oh, it's her tablet. I forgot Terezi told Dave she'd fetch one.

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