JOHN: i think i need something to fold it up and put it in though. JOHN: i don't want to just like crumple it up and chuck it in there like some garbage…
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
JADE: here, will this work? JOHN: oh, yeah. i guess that'll be fine.
Jade, oh my fucking god. I can't tell if you're trolling, or if you genuinely have no idea what buckets mean on Alternia - but either way, you're about to miss the scene on a lifetime out on the meteor.
JADE: whatever you write just make it quick! JADE: and tell everyone i say hi! JOHN: ok, will do. JADE: ok, while you work on that, i think ill bring up some friends JOHN: huh? JADE: you know, let some of our travel companions get acquainted with the ship
JOHN: oh fuck, it's dave sprite!!! JOHN: i forgot about him. DAVESPRITE: yeah no shit
I remembered you, Davesprite :(
Happy to see that the Viceroy is still at large - and I see Ahab's Crosshairs have found a more worthy champion.
JOHN: ok, i think this is a pretty good letter. DAVESPRITE: let me check it out DAVESPRITE: maybe ill humorously defile willis and afflecks dumb skyward yearning faces JOHN: oh HELL no. […] JADE: nooooo come on guys theyre about to go just stuff it in the bucket and throw it at me already!!! DAVESPRITE: too late i already did it with sprite powers while he wasnt looking
Even after all he's been through, Davesprite's managed to retain his trademark sense of humor. That's really, really nice to see - and, more generally, it's a huge relief that he's made it out of the session.
Despite all odds, our doomed Knight of Time has managed to survive. He's safe, he's with his friends, and he can finally start to heal from the absolute nonsense he's been dealing with since this game began.
pffffffffffffffft
This development is exactly as traumatizing to Karkat as the brutal murder of his friends - and honestly? That tracks.
