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Once upon a time, when I was getting ready for a trip, I procrastinated so hard that I wrote not one, not two, but THREE one shots instead of all the other things I was supposed to be doing. Two of those already found their way onto ao3 but this third one was unfinished and unvetted. Until now.
In those days before, @wafflingchemist created a post about 'the S'Talon - 30 cm', a personal product for all those who wish to experience Romulans in an intimate way, but can't get close enough for their own liking. It was inspired by @bigblissandlove1 's character S'Talon, and it inspired me to think (as I have many times before) that if Romulans knew how attractive they were to Federation races, wouldn't they use that to their advantage? Wouldn't they find new ways to conquer that involved far less death and destruction?
A crack fic was born.
Setting: TNG. I haven't done this one before but I grew up with this show.
Rating: M. Nothing terribly graphic.
Pairing: This is a difficult one, since there is no specific pairing, but let's just say Dr. Crusher gets to have the most fun and Q wants to interfere with his favorite person. Read the tags.
Warnings: CRACK, silly fic (not serious), bad choices, female masturbation. Read the tags on AO3. I tried to explain.
@deepspacedukat - I have no excuse, it's all my fault, I threw Crusher under the bus for her questionable life choices
@creature-of-the-stars - what I will say about this fic is that it's...short? Probably a good thing.
It is my pleasure to present the next Chapter in the Dark!Serrin tale: Thrai - Chapter 4 "STalon"
There will definitely be at least one or two more chapters to this one so thank you for sticking with me on this! It has been a blast to write about Dark!Serrin and I am just gonna keep the Halloween vibes, vibing until this bad-boi is done.
Thank you for reading and for your comments and feedback. Massive hugs to all!
Thank you to @deepspacedukat for writing the BEST S'Talon fics out there. Seriously. You inspired me to write this so I fully blame/credit/worship/thank you!
Also thank you to @wafflingchemist for being the straw that broke the camel's back for this. DSD and I had talked about this a lot (normally, obviously) but you really pushed me over the edge. So I also blame/credit you. :)
Also - massive thanks to @deepspacedukat for letting me reference one of their fics! Linked in the description! If you haven't read "Predictably Divine" GO READ IT RIGHT NOW!!!
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Okay...not gonna say anything, just read it if you want to. Uhh....there will be a Chapter 2 but I am physically incapable of writing more tonight because if I blush any harder than I am doing right now, all the blood in my body will coalesce in my face and that will be it.
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NSFW, 18+, S'Talon (he should come with his own warning, right?)
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