[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. | [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so donât say I never did anything for our friendship. | [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.
[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. ( seblaine )
[text]: again? i thought i told you to stay home if you were going to drink.
[text]: my breaks in five minutes, will you be okay until then?
[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so donât say I never did anything for our friendship. ( dwight/lucas )
[text]: LUCAS PLEASE NEVER TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SHOWER SEX WITH GI
[text]: YOU ARE SO GROSS BUT THANK YOU
[text]: could you pick up some salt on the way tho i ran out
[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. ( lucas/gianna )
[text] did you have secret sex with a fairy while i was on my date with john?Â
[text] just kidding, i needed to finish a project while you were sleeping and might have spilled some on your bed. iâll do your laundry for a week to make up for it.
















