@rvdvmption
“You have the power of god on your side and you use it to make cereal puns all day.”
“This is legit the worst timeline and I demand a reset this instant.”
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@rvdvmption
“You have the power of god on your side and you use it to make cereal puns all day.”
“This is legit the worst timeline and I demand a reset this instant.”

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rvdvmption replied to your post: “People sure know how to get on my fucking...
* Everything okay?
“If okay translates to wanting to punch someones lights out then yeah I’m just peachy.” Oh no, he’s very grumpy at this current moment.
* Hmm...I can totally fix this...
* There we go! Don't worry I totally didn't give Doctor Love a bad time or anything.
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Care tae come over for drinks an discuss this?
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// please do my hair im dyin g to color it again and all i want is cute unnatural colors
i will happily do your hair as long as you don’t mind dye on parts of your face and ears for at least two weeks

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rvdvmption replied to your post: * Captain Undyne, new recruit reporting for duty!...
* Please don’t noogie the human…
The human is met with a laugh. “You’re a dork!”
When Sans isn't looking it seems that the human has slipped 5g into his pocket. How nice of them.
He noticed—of course, he noticed—he’s annoying like that.
But far be for him to ruin a surprise.
Sans never does go on to mention anything about the gold, but does give Dove their next ‘dog on the house; and the one after that, on their head. Then, just for kicks, on their bike. On their backpack. On their shoes. On their couch. On their house, with a mouse, on a boat, with a goat, in the rain, on a train.
It’s possible that after awhile, he stopped being grateful and started being amused.
@rvdvmption Loud laughter rumbled from where the skeleton had been sitting with a certain human , nearly doubling over on the stool he was perched on. Of course he had been expecting a pun from them but not one this god awful. But the thing was it was so god awful that it was funny. Sans just couldn’t help himself, not in the slightest.
“Oh my god, Dove…That was a horrid pun but I feel like you made my whole night with it. Grillby, another round!” He chirped up, gesturing to the empty beer mugs sitting before them. “I got a good one for you. Knock, knock.”