#rvb3

*Gary voice* "Uh oh."

All of the Church clones being dickheads to each other is such a Mood

Clever!Caboose hell yeah

I'm the Church that started killing everyone

tHE YELLOW ONE

Gary literally only put Church through all of this shit to keep him busy for Wyoming/torture him and I'm so upset about it

"If that happens, I just want you to know that I'm sorry. I'm sorry for getting you mixed up in all of this... I'm sorry for not being a better man." 😭 iT'S HIS WAY OF SAYING HE LOVES HER

Gary pretending to be nice. Me, in the meantime: 😒😒😒

tUCKER

Alpha!Church may or may not now have survivor's guilt over everything and I wanna fuckin' kill Gary

Tex staring at Tucker's sword tho... She wants it so bad

Simmons dragging his friends is a Mood

mONKEYING ABOUT

Grif is just here to drag Simmons and that's Couple Culture

Simmons is such a fucking smartass

My baby boi Donut!!!

... did Donut get to fuck a leather jacket wearing Santa lookalike???

#TexIsANerd

"I don't care about Red or Blue!" Me when people ask which team I prefer

Tucker is such a conspiracy theorist

lAVERNIUS

Tucker's so fucking pissed that Church didn't know his first name I feel it

Let! Donut! Go! To! A! Formal! Ball!

Simmons' math is so off what an Icon

The longer we're without Andy the happier I low-key am because Andy is such a sexist fucking dickhead

sHISNO

Fuckin' Andy

Tex, my queen, my world, I love her

cABOOSE NO

Grif just wants to mess with Simmons

@/Halo creators, why can't the characters sit normally in the fucking Warthog passenger seat

DONUT, WTF

Sarge trying to leave Grif behind is such a Dad Mood

The Blues trying to calm Andy down is so relatable

I want Tex to go through breathing exercises with Carolina it could've been great

Where the fuck would you have even gotten candles, Church???

Tag yourself, I'm the robot army wAIT WHY DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE LOPEZ A BODY WHY WOULDN'T THEY DO THAT!?

"You said you wanted a DAY of victory!" Fuckin' smartass

Church roasting Tex tho

"Yes... We're talking about me... I'm a bitch." If only Carolina could've seen this

"tHAT WAS YOU!? I THOUGHT THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS MAD AT ME :(((!"

Church, you're so dead

I'm Donut in battle

"They may be slow, but their posture's excellent!"

"Shotgun!" "Shotgun's lap!"

Tex tricking Tucker into looking for hot girls to get his sword is so adorable

Caboose is such a good friend

"You can't make an omelette without blowing up a few eggs!"

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana :3c?"

fUCKING BYE, DONUT

Lopez tricking O'Malley into insulting himself in Spanish is so fucking iconic

I FORGOT DONUT COULD SPEAK SPANISH

"We live in a bad neighborhood."

Poor Tucker

tEX JUST CASUALLY BEATS EVERYONE UP I THINK SHE NEEDS HELP

Sarge is just raising these boys for Crimes

Dear God, I'm Grif

I love how even though Tex constantly threatens the Reds and Blues, Tucker still has no problem with sassing her

🎵 I wanna see my little boy! 🎵 *Alien appears behind Church* 🎵 Here he comes! 🎵

End of season 3!!!

wAS THAT A MYSPACE REFERENCE!?

Doc is trying so hard to get along with O'Malley

The random Red kid reminds me of the people from my grandmother's church

"Nyuk, nyuk."

Who wants to bet that O'Malley made Tex rip down Wash's motivational cat posters during PFL

Lopez is the absolute best

... Grif and Simmons definitely fucked

Also, them having to tell Sarge that they wrecked the Warthog is like telling your dad that you broke something

Sarge is so disappointed

"What were you doing parked in the shade for two hours?" "I can tell you what we weren't doing." Fucking. They were fucking.

Simmons tried to hang up on Tex o m g

I'm about as logical as Grif

"Aw... don't patronize me."

tHE SIX PERSON CAR RIDE, DONUT GAVE GRIF HANDY

((Okay, so who was on who's lap?))

Tex is trying so damn hard to make the BGC follow a simple plan

"...I can't carry it." I'm Tex

gRIF, DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO DIE!?

SPARTAN!Caboose

God's way of compensating

Doc's aversion to talking about religion at work is relatable

"I'll give you 10 bucks to rip off Grif's arm." "Which one's Grif?" Millennial Mood

Grif doesn't want to do gay stuff because he's scared that people will find out about his crush

i'M DONUT

Sarge, you're not helping

S A R G E W T F

His ideas are so bad but same

I'm Tucker in the front

The Grif Canon

Poor Lopez

...Did Donut just offer to let Caboose borrow some lingerie?

"I WILL NOT LET THEM ACROSS THE BORDER!"

"Yeah, headshot!" Happy Tex is the best Tex

GREAT WEAPON GREAT WEAPON

I'm Grif

tUCKER GOT HIS SWORD HELL YES

Tex is so jealous omg

gARY

"Does your society have any other adjectives other than Great?"

"He's very determined."

mEXICAN NEW YEAR

Tex won't even admit that she could miss and Carolina 100% inherited her arrogance

"Man, I've never found something that cool in a hole before! And I've been in just about every hold you can think of!" "Dude, can you not talk like that when I'm playing with my thing?" Tucknut

Grif never let's Sarge have any fun

"What's up, dogs?"

The Reds and Blues panicking is me during an anxiety attack

The camera work tho

Gary trying to tell Church puns is precious

"Come on you baby. Just one pull."

At least Tucker's trying to survive

tHE BEARD

#GaryShipsChex

oH NO THE BLOOD GULCH TIME TRAVEL PART

How did Grif not know Lopez was a robot at first if he was around while Sarge was building him???

#SmallDickSyndromeReturns

Omg, it's Rookie Tucker

cAPTAIN FLOWERS

🎵 You are my dad, you're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie! 🎵

"If I weren't your commanding officer, I would pick you both up, give you a giant bear hug, and make you call me daddy!"

... What's a metrosexual???

Also, going to bed at 3:18PM is a Mood

How did Church inject him through his armor???

Rip in peace, Flowers

HERR... BLAH

Tucker just fucking NABBED HIS DEAD CAPTAIN'S ARMOR OFF HIS NEWLY DEAD CORPSE JESUS CHRIST

Church, you dumb fuck

"Thanks, mister :)!"

The cow line I'm dying all over again

This flashback bit is so sad because if there really wasn't any time travel involved, then Gary made Church believe that everything bad that happened was his fault and that makes me so upset

fILSS

Church running after the tank shouting "No no no no no" is me at work when I lose my grip on a line of grocery carts

Bye Sheila (again)

"Man, first I kill myself, then I find out I'm a honking dork."

"Shouldn't we bury Church?" "Fuck that, has he ever buried us?" tUCKER YOU ASSHOLE

Tex is such a snarky motherfucker I love her so much

Farm boy Donut!!!

#SimmonsFaintedPart2

Church possessing Sarge was so great

"Ow, geez, the front of my face!"

*Spongebob Announcer voice* Many Unsuccessful Attempts Later

God I relate with Church's aim

"Fuck this, I'm going to go live in a cave." Me after failing literally once

tUCKER

Caboose is trying so hard

"Can I have a piggyback ride back to base?" I'm Church

Seriously, why has no one ever drawn Tucker giving Church a piggyback ride??? Y'all are missing out on a golden opportunity

Caboose's list tho

((Okay, so I know one of the big things in RvB is that Tex always ultimately fails, but Church is destined to as well. Literally every version of him gets fucked over at some point and I miss Alpha!Church so much you guys))

God I love Lopez/Sheila

Mechanized Americans

The entire Robot Uprising plot was made because Sheila is sick of cleaning up after her ungrateful kids and Lopez is a caring boyfriend who supports her

"Oh no! The pirable of mystery!"

I can't wait for Wash's Sarge impressions but it's not for another, like, seven seasons

Sheila's little anntena twitching every time she moves her head 😭😭😭👌👌👌

Goodbye, Sheila, you're the best mom the Reds and Blues ever had

The photoshopped rope tho

#DocWould'veVotedForBurnie

"This is Church... I have money." I'd go for it tbh

Get ready, 'cus I'll probably have to start doing these within 3 parts as the seasons get longer.

Oh, hey, Doc/O'Malley is in the opening now

aND LOPEZ don't forget the good boi

I'm both Tucker and Donut

tEX

I need Sheila to be Tex's new mom

Donut breaking the fourth wall is a mood

Also, the best part of the beginning of season 3: all of the Reds blaming literally everyone else on their team for the teleporter separating them

Season 3 Caboose shapes how Caboose is going to be from now on but I honestly miss the old one a lot; he was allowed to be sassy more often

"Rest in peace... Scumbag." Me

Sarge is so good during this season

*Revaly playing in the distance*

... I can't believe Caboose pissed himself

tHE MULTIPLAYER REDS AND BLUES

Short!Sarge is Good

"KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS! KILL THE REDS!"

"She's my girlfriend now, bitch!"

tHE FLAG BIT

"It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!"

"You fucking camping bitch!" "It's a legitimate strategy!" Another over used joke

tIME FOR THAT GOOD CHURCH AND GRIF BONDING CONTENT

[CABOSE]

wYOMING YES YES YES

Wyoming's ringtone... G o d

Bye Bill

"wE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!"

"Repent! Repent!" "...This sucks, I'm leaving."

This entire bit with Sarge, Caboose, and these kids is when you enter a game in Overwatch, try to make the team group up, get ignored, and have to watch as everyone let's you down

"My name, is Michael J Caboose. And I. Hate. Babies!" Season 3 is apparently the season for overly quoted quotes

sIMMONS

"I rely on you for support and happiness!" Simmons, you need a good dad.

Sarge slowly turning to look at Caboose is a Mood

"Oh wait, hold on, I gotta take out the trash." Did they ever... Explain this? Who are these kids? Are they different simulation troopers?

O'Malley is such an underrated character

Okay, but was O'Malley this great with Tex? Was he maniacly laughing all throughout PFL?

Tex just drags everyone

"What was your codename, Tex?" "Nevada!"

I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT FLORIDA CANONICALLY BEING BLOWN UP

I live for Simmons' backtalk

Dad!Sarge hell yes!!!

"... Donut."

Even though Sarge thought that Tucker turned on them, he still never turned on Caboose... A good dad

Simmons interacting with Caboose is fucking great because he just sounds like a pissed off older brother

The team quote!!!

Grif, you goddamn traitor

Sarge trusting Simmons ❤️

sARGE

He's so disappointed that he didn't get to be dramatic

Singing Grif!!!

This entire bit with Grif is so incredible where's the Prison!AU for this fandom???

"Who's this cracker?"

I wish there'd been more PFL content... Or, ya know, good PFL content (Please don't kill me RT)

Mom!Sheila!!! My mother!!!

Donut, you good boi

That low-key Tucknut tho

Wyoming thinking that the Reds and Blues are badasses is great

... okay, but what was Church's plan???

"Freedom! It smells so sweet! Let's rob a liquor store on the way home!"

tEX CALLED THEM HER FRIENDS

The folly of your follies

I'm fucking telling you people, Sarge has so much potential as an evil scientist

Grif greeting Simmons first 👀👀👀

Grif is so eager to prove himself to Sarge!!! Let him save the day!!!

dOC

Simmons is actually really smart, pass it on

"Don't you ever install anything above the waist?"

Simmons asskissing Sarge in his last moments is relatable

#TeabagO'Malley

Misery loves company

*The ring blowing up in Halo 1*

🎵 Let's do the time warp again! 🎵

I'm Donut

Halo 2 time!!!

"You sound so dumb but you look so new!"

The Reds and Caboose believing that they time traveled instead of having literally any better explanation is so important

"You have a face... I think."

Simmons taking the opportunity to backtalk Sarge 👌👌👌

"Don't do that, Stupid Private Tucker, that'll kill me!"

The entire play reminds me of my theatre class days

The Reds are trying so hard to help Tucker understand what they think happened

Okay, but what game is Church in?

Is it... Is it Golden Eye? Is this what Golden Eye is?

Grif quoting every apocalypse movie tho

#GrifIsSecretlyANerd

tUCKER

"What went away in the Matrix?" "Sunlight." Damn

Pastry Train!

"Look what I found!" "I found it!" "Look what I took credit for finding!"

Father son bonding between Sarge and Grif

Time for Lopez to never have a body again (at least not for long)

Tucker and Grif being Bros is the best

"I was just petting the bunny... And then it went into the soup can... And part of my hand went with it :("

"Bunny and hand soup! Just like Mom used to make!"

Dat Grimmons shit 👌

The Reds naming conspiracy theories perfectly sums up 2017

rOAST HIM, GRIF

Doc, O'Malley, and Lopez getting a house together is Poly Culture

Nevermind, O'Malley is a struggling single father of two