#rvb sick

When a normal person gets sick, they call in for a day off. When Wash gets sick, he collapses during a training exercise. Cue a confused and panicking blue team.

Locus is usually a pillar of silence, so when Felix hears him cough for like the 50th time on his ear piece, he investigates and finds Sam caught the flu and thought he could still use a sniper rifle. He was right of course, but Isaac is still going to lecture him on the way home.

When Grif actually does work for once, the immediate Red Team response is to check his temperature. Turns out he’s fine, but everyone else is sick and he doesn’t really feel like letting his team die from the flu.

Lopez is a robot. Robots can’t get sick with a human illness. They can, however, get a virus that’s pretty similar.