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The One Where Klaus Knocks Up Stefan (10/20)  ~3800 words, some kelfan smut in this chapter. Elena/Elijah bonding, Rebekah and Bonnie stuff, and Freya makes her long awaited return. Next chapter I promise we’ll find out what’s going on with Damon after Klaus snapped his neck. My sense of pacing is more important than Damon’s safety.

"I'm not going to bite," Rebekah said with a sly smile, "I've already fed enough for the day."

 Bonnie strode over to her and picked up what looked like a Danish. "I'm not Elena," she took a bite of the Danish and lost her mind at the taste for a brief moment before forcing herself to keep an eye on the prize. "I don't make a habit of making deals with monsters."

 "We are in good company," Rebekah said, "because I find elaborate deal making tedious and more trouble than it's generally worth. However," she closed the book before handing it over to Bonnie, "I have no interest in fighting you or your friends. Consider this a peace offering. As Elijah likes to point out, gift giving is a powerful tradition in many different cultures for a good reason."

the ot3 we deserved more of honestly

Written for my beloved @ruthseriouslydothis

The One Where Klaus Knocks Up Stefan Klefan, Klaus Mikaelson & Elijah Mikaelson & Rebekah MikaelsonDamon Salvatore & Stefan Salvatore & Elena Gilbert ~3000 words

After Klaus knocks up Stefan, their respective families and friends gather in order to figure how it happened and to decide how best to protect Stefan and the baby. Surprisingly, things do not go smoothly.

Marcel

Marcel’s first sex dreams were about Elijah. And they continued until he started to notice Rebekah. At first, it made him feel flustered and good. Later, after Elijah ditched him, it infuriated him because he couldn’t make them stop. Periodically, throughout his life, Elijah would intrude in on his fantasies. They most involved Elijah’s hands and voice.