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God only knows what I'd be without you...

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In the beginning, there were two dumbasses... (even in a role reversal AU, that doesn’t change much).
Read part 2 here, or you can read the fic version here!
Ask me for anything, I’ll give you everything. Is the invitation to tempt in itself a temptation? A confession? It doesn’t matter. Because you might be fallen, but I fell for you a long time ago.
More from my roleswap au, You Know My Name (tag: ineffable reptiles) - because everyone needs a little more slowburn/mutual pining in their lives.
Transcription: Crowley: You could tempt me, if you wanted to. Azira: You’d say yes? Crowley: You know I would. Azira: Then no, I can’t.
“Azira has something no other demons have, especially not his superiors. An optimistic disposition.”
Listen, when you find the first friendly ear and intelligent mind since everything went down, you don’t waste that. Tempting humanity can wait, who knows when a chance like this will come up again? After all, the humans aren’t exactly going anywhere. And when they inevitably get on the topic of the Tree of Knowledge... well as long as the humans are tempted to disobey SOMEHOW, do the details of how it happened really matter?
This post is expanding on this ask and answer establishing that Azira shows Ruswan (Crowley) how to access his animal aspect... which is something that angels aren’t supposed to be able to do, but when has Ruswan ever done exactly what he was supposed to?
“Use your essence, dear.” Ruswan-the-snake turned to look at the demon. Azira’s voice was full of patience and his face pinched in barely-contained delight, his nose scrunching up with joy. He didn’t look like a demon savoring the results of a temptation. Without thinking, Ruswan touched his essence to the demon’s hand where it gently covered his scales. -You Know My Name, Ch. 3

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A rebellious angel gives tips to a fashionable discontent. This shaded sketch of two angel Crowleys (Ruswan from Ineffable Reptiles and Crowley from Ineffable Lovebirds) was commission for a patron, to match this commission of Azira and Zira made by @professorflowers!
Hey does az (can't spell his whole name) have a vehicle of transportation he enjoys. Like the Bentley.( I think Victoria 1929 is a good idea, maybe a Aston Martin Standard Sports car from 1926.)
PS, I don’t think az is a speed demon but just likes to drive them, it fells like a different form of flying with the wind and the engine and stuff.
Do you mean in the roleswap au, or just in general? I’m assuming roleswap.
I went with the general consensus that Crowley would do the driving, just with a silver or white Bentley instead of a black one. But since Azira is a guest curator at a few different museums, some of which would be outside of London or require transport of items, it may make sense for him to be a little more mobile and have his own ride. I love the idea of an old-fashioned car that always goes at 10 miles below the speed limit no matter what!
For that I really like the 1929 Lincoln Victoria or something like it:
There are so many viable animals demon Aziraphale could take after
Swan?? Sheep? Pigeon? Owl? Cat? Magpie? Goose? Hedgehog? The possibilities are and were endless and honestly I made him a tortoise on a whim mostly for the sake of comedy. It works well but sometimes I think of another animal and go “dang that would have worked too!” EDIT: I forgot about Capybara, Moth, and someone mentioned a Raven, too. Honestly they’re all so good, what is it about Aziraphale that makes the options so varied?? @smokefire9270 BEAR??? big white grizzly bear?? yes.