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CHARLIE LUCIANO & MEYER LANSKY in Boardwalk Empire (2010-2014)

everything that I want for him can be summed up with "MORE"

love what you gave me, terry et al, now give me more of it.

Let's goooooo 💖

dug out a bwe wip Special For You 😈

Maybe it's not New York, but he wants Lansky to see what he sees in his city—what it could be, what it should be, if he can just give it that push to get there.

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At the first swipe of his tongue, Ray chokes a bit, hips shifting slightly until Brad moves one hand up to wrap his fingers tight around his hip bone, a wordless demand for Ray to keep still. 

Mmm how bout I do both [finger guns]

great angle is another supposedly multichapter fic of BradRay falling in love; Ray works a desk job, and he’s having some back troubles that affect his performance, so his boss recommends him a masseur that he’s known for a while. Little does Ray know that the masseur is Tall, and Hot, and Incredibly Hilarious, and he’s also an ex-marine that did time with his boss (Nate hehe). Ray goes there, gets a sexuality crisis, pulls a PJ tweet on not being gay and gripping the sink while also simultaneously popping a boner while Brad works the knots out of his back and shoulders. Nothing happens, because life isn’t porn, but they do exchange cell numbers and agree to hang out sometime. (I actually think it was inspired by Em going to a masseur?????? They also mentioned they were thinking abt a masseuse bradray au while they were there so, this Happpened)

‘What the fuck?’ he screeched, honest to God screeched when he opened the door to a man in white scrubs, washing his hands at the sink by the corner. The man looked at him like he came in to the wrong room, and frankly, even though it wasn’t occupied, Ray did feel like he missed his number. So he stepped back, and did a double-take on the small gold number just above his head on the door: it still said four.

‘Are you fucking kidding me.’

‘Excuse me?’ the man lifted his brow at him, tearing down a block of paper towels to dry his hands off.

‘Yeah, excuse you. I guess I got sat the fuck up here.’ Ray spat, now with his usual fire. ‘Nate Fick sent me or whatever. But he promised me a hot chick with big tits and a pretty face, not a Viking colossus. Sorry, big guy, I’m dipping.’

‘Are you perhaps Ray Person?’ If he weren’t so preoccupied with being angry at the situation, Ray would get angry with how the guy seemed to be laughing at him with his eyes. ‘My three o’ clock?’

‘I am Ray Person, but I’m also outta here. Sorry, sweetheart, I won’t promise a next time.’

I ALWAYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT MIKENATE

I wouldn't even really ship them the way I ship bradnate or bradray but BOY DO I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP

Mike always being THERE for Nate!!

Mike's hand on Nate's back in the first episode!!

THANKS MIKE YOU'RE A FUCKING NAG!!

MOM AND DAD TO STAFFORD AND CHRISTESON!!

ahhhhh, an excuse for me to gratuitously describe 1920s menswear and also charlie's forearms :p

what's fun about Characters Who Banter is that sometimes they just start talking and then take things in absolutely not the direction you—the writer ostensibly in control—expected. I distinctly remember a moment when I was writing this fic and I was like "oh no help charlie's putting his clothes back on how did this happen oh god meyer's still snarking at him and now he's putting more clothes back on THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE HIM STRIPPING HOW DID THIS HAPPEN" I mean it all worked out nakedly in the end, but I did have a moment where I was like....please.... take those off again......

[also funny story: this fic is the only one I've ever had plagiarized?? someone—and I shit you not—just ctrl + f replaced the names to some other fandom (I don't even remember what) and reposted it with the same title, same tags, everything. and ao3 took it down in .0003 seconds so it's nbd it's just funny, BECAUSE THE THING IS Charlie and Meyer have such distinct voices? do these other blorbos also talk like they grew up in the Lower East Side at the turn of the century? do they have thick New York accents? do they have particularly Jewish inflections? the person also left the reference to Joe Adonis, and I'm like oh damn how do your blorbos know Joe Adonis?]