#rumplonzo

I know I said I wasn't gonna write anymore prompts today, but my productivity is random at best. I was tackled by an idea for something I wasn't going to work on, so here ya go.

This one's only slightly nsfw (prompt-wise. if you choose to write for it, you can adjust the level however much you wish lol)

I tried to do a lot of different pairings, including ones I don't really understand, so I hope they came out alright! I just wanted to futz around with some dynamics.

Now let's explore what happens when various pairings get caught boinking:

Tuggoffelees: they're boinking in a semi-public place because yep. they probably get caught by Munk. Tugger probably says hi, and they continue with their activities. However, Tugger gets a stern talking to from Munk later on.

Demestrap: Munkustrap has never, ever been caught boinking someone. he is MORTIFIED. Demeter is slightly amused by this

Alonzostrap: Idk what happens with Munk for this pairing but Alonzo is still the smug lil slinky bastard he always is

Cassalurina/Bombacass: Mostly unbothered, they just relocate and continue their activities elsewhere

Alonzoteazer/Rumplonzo: Smug bastard + cheeky bastard. run off giggling to continue elsewhere

Platoria: They're both very embarrassed, Victoria less so though. She laughs it off quicker, Plato is mortified for quite a while after.

Coricojerrie: They don't get caught. Jerrie is spontaneous, but Coricopat really, really doesn't like boinking anywhere he can get caught. Jerrie is 100% fine with this, however.

Demelurina: Demeter panics a bit, Bomba is calm and just moves them to someplace else.

Munkujerrie: They've gotten close to getting caught multiple times, but never quite really get caught. Pretty much just because Munkustrap is good at not getting caught. The close calls are funny though, because no one can quite accuse them.

Munkoffelees: They get caught a couple of times, which flusters Munkustrap. Mistoffelees, however, is unaffected.

Victeazer: They occasionally get caught, and when they do they just happily shake it off, probably running off, holding hands and giggling.

Mungoteazer: Just like with stealing, they find it amusing getting caught. I kinda just imagine its sort of a "Aw, shit Jerrie, gotta run!" then they're off lol.

Tumblepounce: Full on deer-in-the-headlights. Stopping, staring, and some sheepish laughing before they scram and continue somewhere else.

Casslonzo: Two smug bastards. Either slink off or continue right where they left off.

Tuggerlurina: Happily continue exactly where they left off. Not a care in the world. They're smug as hell. Engrages Munkustrap.

Tuggoffelees- They get food, maybe pretzels or something, and walk around eating them. They look around other shops and things, buying various accessories. Misto finds a choker, and Tugger finds new gloves and spiked items. They also find a black t-shirt with a tiger on it, which they just decide to share. They also grab some makeup (eyeliner and black lipstick)

Eleccetera- They get slushies and walk around the mall, looking at various stores. Etcetera spots a shop with boy band merch, freaks out and heads inside. Electra isn't really into boy bands, but she loves Etcetera's enthusiasm, and they buy some stuff. Electra passes a music store with metal and rock albums, and the same thing occurs.

Mungoteazer- They go through various shops, pickpocketing various small items. Alternatively, they go through shops and buy the weirdest, most chaotic things they can find.

Alonzoteazer- Teazer tries to steal things, Alonzo leaves money and apologizes.

Bombacass- They buy dresses and makeup, and they people watch

Alonzostrap- Munkustrap IMMEDIATELY finds the local office supplies store and happily stays there for hours looking at all the pens and notepads and things (not me projecting LMAO). Alonzo stays with him for a while, then goes and gets them food, which they eat on a bench outside the store when Munk is done shopping

OOH OK OK

Alonzo is the prince. He's next up to the throne, but doesn't like the whole "I gotta rule the kingdom" thing. He'd much rather be a knight or whatever the adjacent is to detective or something. Teazer is still a thief. But I think she's sort of like Robin Hood-she only steals from the rich, and often steals for the poor and in need.

So one day, neglecting his princely duties, Alonzo goes out to see what he can do about the crime problem in the kingdom.

He meets a cheeky thief who happily introduces herself as Teazer. She's dirty and slightly disheveled, which is a stark contrast to Alonzo, who is very clean and put together. She recognizes him as the prince, and offers for him to come with her and ditch his "high and mighty status" for a bit. He agrees, although it's only to catch some criminals (at least that's what he tells himself lol).

She runs around stealing things, with Alonzo following along, learning things about the criminals in the kingdom, and when the day is done, he returns to the palace. However, instead of reporting his findings and proving himself, he decides to keep going for another day. After all, he's just gathering more evidence....right?

This continues for a while, with Alonzo and Teazer starting to fall in love. Alonzo also starts to understand what her life is like, and that what he thought was a black and white issue wasn't so simple. The things she steals are from people who don't need them, and she gives them to people who really do need them. She also steals food for herself and others.

Then Alonzo's father finds out where he's been and demands him to spill all the info. At first, Alonzo refuses, but after his father starts to belittle him and say rude things, Alonzo tells him.

This leads to Teazer's arrest, as well as some other criminals (her friends). She rightfully feels betrayed, and Alonzo tries to reason with her, but she doesn't listen.

Alonzo steals the keys from the guards and frees all the thieves. The criminals go their separate ways, and Alonzo and Teazer run away. (They leave the kingdom so Alonzo won't get caught) Even though Alonzo is more geared towards following rules and originally wanted to catch thieves, and Teazer is the exact opposite, they figure it out. The solution winds up being that they catch morally evil criminals.

Could you tell my a little but about Mumbo-Jumbo ? I love circus/clown themed ocs :0

YES I CAN!!!!

Her parents are Alonzo and Teazer and she's an only child. There's a lot of hcs about how Bustopher wouldn't be too thrilled about Misto dating Tugger, so I feel like he'd really be against Alonzo mating and having a kitten with Teazer. Mumbo knows this to a point and she kinda has self confidence issues and sometimes feels like she wasn't really supposed to be born. She doesn't let that stop her from having fun and being all around chaotic, screw being a proper lady. Her owner is a girl who's a circus performer and she goes there a lot. She also has a best friend named Dea Ex Machina who's @peaked-in-third-grade oc lol. They make a lot of trouble together and are basically their generations Jerrie and Teazer lol. Also I hc that Mumbos got a crush on Dea, bc Deas the first person she really trusted and felt understood her. She's fun to be around lol here's her sketch, what she looks like as a cat, and a moodboard for her🥺💕 honestly I'd be happy to say more about her, so feel free to!!

"Wow!" Tumblebrutus awed. "They're really good!"

Plato nodded. "I don't think I've seen Alonzo do that before."

"Well, he is pretty much boneless, so that must help." George joked.

"He's alright, I guess." Jerrie mumbled. "I do that move with Teazer all the time, so I have a lot more experience."

Tugger chuckled.

"What?" Jerrie asked.

"You're jealous." Tugger smirked.

"What?! No!" Jerrie protested. "What do I have to be jealous about?!"

"That he's doing your signature move, with your sister." Tugger laughed pointed at the calico queen and the patchwork tom.