#rumorings

today i found out my ex transitioned! which is kind of funny bc well. if i had a nickel for every time one of my exes transitioned after we broke up, id only have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but its kind of strange it happened twice right

i promise im not dead im just in uni now 😭😭😭 miss u guys

also it cracks me up so much okay so my parents gave my younger siblings access to the kids version of messenger mostly so they can talk to my mom if they need something but anyway my like 8 year old sister loves sending messages and she texted me last night at 10 pm and she said something like “my bedtime alarm just went off also one time i read 3 tractor books” and i didnt respond for a few minutes so she sent me a voice message all like “okay i can see you’re online so why aren’t you texting me back. well, im actually like pretty busy right now, so i guess i can work with it” i laughed SO HARD girl you are 8 years old and its 10 pm what could you possibly be busy with, brushing your teeth? recounting tractor books you’ve read recently? i almost cried laughing from it

it may be finally time to shave my legs after like 3+ years of not shaving, i can feel it moving in the breeze of my fan and keep thinking there’s a bug on me 💀

shot a gun for the first time in my life today and i hated it lmao