Strange Apparent Flower Meanings
Dogwood (Flowering): Am I indifferent to you? (I love this because really why are you giving someone a flower that asks this kind of question this is a sass goal)
Geranium (Lemon): Unexpected meeting Geranium (Nutmeg): I expect a meeting
Gladioli: Generosity; I’m sincere; Flower of the Gladiators (at what point do you need to use that as a message what)
Lily (Yellow): I’m walking on air; False; Gay; Gratitude
Primrose: I can’t live without you; Woman
Teasel: Misanthropy (again, when would one need...?)
And finally, my personal favourite:
Rose (Green): I am from Mars (????)















