Jadekat

Drinks all of the coffee: Karkat

Brings up adopting a pet: Jade

Kills the bugs: Jade lol

Cooks the meals: Jade probably

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Jade

Initiates the couple selfies: Jade

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Jade

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Karkat

Nicknames the other: Well your Karkat calls Jade Jadathan and she hates it so...

Rufkat

Drinks all of the coffee: Karkat

Brings up adopting a pet: Rufio

Kills the bugs: Karkat

Cooks the meals: Karkat

Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Idk I guess Rufio?

Initiates the couple selfies: Rufio

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Rufio

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Idk again... I'll go with Karkat I guess?

(( if im right from watching my dash im going with rufkat? 

who’s the cuddler: karkat!

who makes the bed: rufioh

who wakes up first: hmm.. rufioh

who has the weird taste in music: fuCKING BOTH OF THEM but rufioh the most i guess

who is more protective: karkat 

who sings in the shower: karkat

who cries during movies: karkat

who spends the most while out shopping: proobably rufioh

who kisses more roughly: both of them maybe? i guess karkat would be a bit more rough but :?

who is more dominate: i feel like they'd switch it up???????

((Like I say every time you send me this ship, I don't know Rufio very well, so if he's ooc... *shrug*))

Gives nose/forehead kisses- Karkat

Gets jealous the most- Rufio

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive- Karkat

Takes care of on sick days- Karkat

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day- Rufio

Gives unprompted massages- Rufio because heaven knows Karkat needs them

Drives/rides shotgun- I can imagine Karkat throwing fits if he doesn't drive

Brings the other lunch at work- Karkat I guess?

Has the better parental relationship- .............. (Hypothetically, Rufio)

Embarrassingly drunk dancer- Rufio

Still cries watching Titanic- You KNOW it's gonna be Karkat

Firmly believes in couples costumes- I can't see Karkat doing this so Rufio I guess

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas- Rufio

Makes the other eat breakfast- Rufio

Remembers anniversaries- Karkat

((You should know by now that I have no emotions toward rufkat lol.

collects rocks: I can't really see either of them doing this?

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Both

gets drunk and breaks shit: Karkat

can’t swim: Rufio

remembers to feed the fish: Karkat

puts up Christmas decorations in November: Karkat

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: Rufio

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Karkat

brings the other coffee at work: Karkat

takes gym locker room selfies: Rufio

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: Karkat

((I posted it 18 hours ago but I just got another one so I might as well continue lol. I don't know Rufio all that well, so there won't be very many comments, but *shrug*

who’s the cuddler: Karkat

who makes the bed: Karkat

who wakes up first: Rufio

who has the weird taste in music: Rufio- he's got weeaboo songs from Damara and stuff

who is more protective: Rufio

who sings in the shower: Karkat

who cries during movies: Karkat

who spends the most while out shopping: Rufio on animes and stuff?

who kisses more roughly: Rufio probably idk

who is more dominate: Rufio b/c he's older I guess