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Okay so I was looking up robins in Wikipedia for reasons entirely unrelated to Ritos (I found out that American robins are actually an entirely different species from what I would consider a robin) and I just made the discovery that Rubee's name actually contains THREE puns instead of two.
I swear on my life that was completely unintentional. Her name was just meant to be ruby + Rupee, WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALSO PARTIALLY THE SCIENTIFIC NAME FOR THE BIRD SHE'S BASED ON
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TOOK ME 412 DAYS BUT SHE'S DONE
My BIRB HAS BEEN PLUSHIFIED
DUDE! You can't just give up! So what if you don't have "divine blood" or whatever! You were able to become the Champion and Vah Medoh's pilot WITHOUT some fancy schmancy holy nepotism thingie! Just your own hard work! That makes you the coolest, most specialist out of all of them! You're so awesome that every single generation of Rito Warrior aspires to be like you! That's why I aspire to be like you too, even though people kept telling me I couldn't because it was "against tradition"! You're my hero! You gotta snap out of it!
-Rubee
Well perhaps you shouldn't aspire to be like me!
I'm not a good role model. I'm a jerk and a failure. I'm not a hero.
I'm glad you were able to overcome the hardships of tradition, but that was due to your own strength. You don't need me around to be great.
Current mood:
In case anyone was wondering, I did put my Rito girlies on my Tomodachi Life island
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Progress report on Rubee Plushie: this thing has been sitting in my room as a faceless blob for so long that it's genuinely trippy seeing it finally have a beak and eyes and stuff.
Rubee Plushie Progress Report
I finally finished that fricking citrus cat so I can resume turning Rubee into a Marketable Plushie* (not actually marketable, I'm just quoting the meme)
*SPRINTING AT YOU AT FULL SPEED AND INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE PULLING YOU INTO A BIG HUG*
MASTER REVALIIIIIIII!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED AGAIN! I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU WITH LANAYRU HOLY WATER ARROWS! PLEASE DON'T DIE A THIRD TIME!
-Rubee
Why are you apologising?
You and your annoying little friend were the only Rito with the bravery to challenge me. The idea may not have worked, but the logic was there. I thought the efforts were very valiant actually. I was glad to know that even in these modern times far from the flock I was raised with, there are still a few Rito in our tribe who care for me enough to put their lives on the line like that.
I fact, I was so impressed with your brave attempts to free me from the beast that I was going to gift upon you one on my old scarves as a gesture of comradery on the battlefield. And perhaps offer to provide you with some tips to improve your sniping skills- they're good, but they could be better.
However, I shall redact that offer if you don't release me this instant and dry those ridiculous tears. It's very unbecoming of a warrior.
