#rtaosh

Say they are swimming in the ocean with their SO, and they keep splashing each other and jumping over or under waves. Well the next wave hits and when SO comes up, her bikini top is gone. She hasn’t noticed yet. What do they do?

Wine: he almost immediately notices as SOs top was one of his handmade ones, and was probably a gift. So, being how wine is, he immediately points it out to SO with a stupid smirk of course, and tells them to sit underwater for a bit while he hunts down their top

Coffee: hes the one that makes SO immediately realizes somethings off lol. Soon as they come out the water without their top, his eyelights bulge and he lets out a panicked sputter. This makes SO look down, realize whats happened, then blindingly search for their top in a panicked manner lmao

Red: this horn dog just stares at SOs chest with a sleazy grin for several moments, causing SO to look down in confusion before screeching because there are people at the beach. SOs scream causes red to snap out of his trance for a moment and get the damn top back because again, their are people at the beach and thats his SO.

I KNOW I F*CKING DIED READING THEM

Hey!! The marching band just finished, and the dance was going to be to today, but we ran a bit late so ive moved that tomorrow. Currently, everyones either playing carnival games, or riding rides, or eating lol

Sage: oh my gosh this man. He reacted in a rollercoaster of emotions as soon as he saw SO, he was trying to do 30 things at once. He was working up such a commotion while trying to A) cover SO, B), Find their top, C) trying to get them out of the water, and D) make sure they were okay, that SO was able to just casually grap their top and slip it back on like nothing ever happend lmao

Poppy: Poppy actually has a very very big fear of water due to some instances underground, so he was probably on shore when this happened. However this dumbass was in such a panic he forgot SO could just grab their top and swim back, that he snatched a life vest and ran into the ocean like a idiot....until SO swam past him and he realized what the hell he was doing, and got stuck floating there in a panic before SO had to drag him back

Senn: chances are senn was actually hanging with SO in the more shallow end of the ocean due to him not wanting to get water in his skull, so that must have been one hell of a wave to reach them and steal SOs top.

Senn had instinctively whent to snach his SO befire he could tell what was happening, and was unfortunately the onento snatch his SOs top...not the wave. A couple of embarrassed panicking later, hes forgotten what has happened and is confused as to why SO has so much food, though he doesnt complain(he had bought SO apology snacks afterwards before he forgot)

Ohmygosh he would be pissssed

Wine owns a clothing shop, and chances are hes going camping with coffee to sell more clothes and get inspiration and such. Hes also very much not a big animal fan. He experiences all stages of grief at once lmao

so at first hes screaming like a damn banshee, and then hes yelling at the poor possum for sleeping on his precious merchandise and getting hair all over it. Then he'd screech for coffee because his brother loves all sorts of weird animals, so its probably his fault that thing is in here in the first place

I share the HC that a lot of undertale writes have, in the fact that monsters age more quickly then humans as kids, but otherwise live a lot longer and start to age slower once they reach maturity.

Like for example, a lot of humans think your 20s are young and you start getting old when you hit your 30s, but in monster culture you're young as HELL if your in your 20s.