#rt-fan-trash

A/N: I love writing poly ships so much. Like please feel free, anyone, to send in a request for some ESPECIALLY if it’s fluff

Word Count: 625

You were practically asleep on the beanbag chair in the Achievement Hunter office when a familiar weight piled itself on top of you.

You let out a laugh as you greeted one of your boyfriends, “Hey, Gavin.”

“‘ow’d you know it’s me?” he questioned, making himself comfortable and nuzzling himself into the crook of your neck. “Stop laughing,” Gavin commanded, already forgetting about his question.

“I will once you stop tickling me,” you giggled.

If Only You’d Asked Me

Pairing: James x reader

Warnings: swearing, drinking,

A/N: I honest to god love Elyse but for the sake of thisfic she isn’t married to James, but she still works at Funhaus, but I havenothing against her, it’s just that this fic doesn’t work if her and James are married.

When you arrived at the Funhaus offices you were unsurprisedto see that they were still in the middle of their drunk Mario Maker streameven though James had told you that they would be done by now. You and Jameslived in the same apartment block and since you worked only a few blocks fromhim the two of you often carpooled together, especially on days like today,when James knew he wasn’t going to be capable of driving himself home. As you entered the room you quickly waved at the camera andthen found yourself a seat out of sight of the camera. You had been in enough videos with the guys and Elyse that the fans knew who you were andthat upon your entrance some of the comments in the chat were greetings aimedat you but other than that the Funhaus gang seemed either too immersed in thegame or maybe just too drunk to take note of your arrival.

It wasn’t until a good five or ten minutes later when Elysefinally noticed you sat off in the corner of the room. You had chosen to justwait out the end of the stream and just spend some time chatting with some ofyour friends and thus you ended up entirely in your own world, only returningto the present when Elyse started throwing bits of her bread at you.

“Y/N, join us” Elyse whined, “we’re all too drunk tocomplete this level” And so that’s how you ended up sitting on the couchplaying Mario maker between James and Bruce who were both absolutely hammered.You on the other hand were completely sober but still equally as bad, if notworse, at Mario maker than the drunkards surrounding you.

You had agreed to join in their game but despite all theirprotests you hadn’t touched a single drop of the alcohol that they wanted youto drink, and so as you continued to die over and over again it was James thatfirst got annoyed.

“Y/N you’re the sober one out of us! You shouldbe able to play better than us.” James slurred. And with that he startedpoking you, “Come on Y/N, you’re playing like shit.” AlthoughJames’ words sounded harsh you knew he didn’t mean it, that’s just how he waswith you. He would joke and say things that would be offensive if they weresaid by anyone else but you always knew that he really did care, he just wasn’tgood at expressing his feelings. And plus, you thought it was cute that heflirted like a middle schooler.

It wasn’t long until Bruce also started to get annoyed athow bad you were playing, “I thought you were meant to be good at videogames Y/N!” He exclaimed when you died again and they all had totake another shot of whatever it as they were drinking. You knew he didn’t meananything by it but when he said it you felt James tense up next to you,and you could tell he wasn’t happy with the way that Bruce had said that.

“Look Bruce.” James started, “Just because Imake fun of Y/N for how bad she is at video games doesn’t mean you canas well. That’s my thing.”

“You don’t have a monopoly on making fun of Y/N.”Bruce retorted, “Just because you’re in love with her and don’t know howto tell her!” As those words left Bruce’s mouth younoticed two things, the look of regret on his face, and the blush that spreadover James’.

“So what if I do? Y/N is pretty, and smart, andfunny, and way better at video games than you. You’re just jealous” Jamespractically shouted, and now it was your turn to blush, you weren’t used toJames being this open with his feelings. You guys had been dancing around thetopic of your feelings for each other for a while now, neither of you wantingto get hurt or ruin your friendship if the other didn’t feel the same way.“It’s not like anything could come from everyone knowing. It’s not like Y/Neven thinks about me in that way anyway.” James continued, slowly gettingquieter with each word, turning to look away from you even though you had beentoo busy looking at the floor to realise that he had been looking at you in thefirst place.

You felt it was time that you spoke up to counter what Jameswas saying and so you said, “James, look at me,” he didn’t immediatelylook at you and it wasn’t until you put your hand on his shoulder that he didface you, “you’re wrong James. I like you James, maybe even love you, andyou would have known that if only you’d asked me.”

Then he took you by surprise and kissed you. It wasn’t thefirst time the two of you had kissed. The first time you had kissed you wereboth drunk and giggling on James’ couch, making out as if it were the lastthing you would ever do, not that James remembered, the next morninghe had woken up with a killer hangover and no memory of the night before, but not you, you rememberedevery detail. This kiss on the other hand was gentile and full of all the love that both of youhad been hiding for far too long.

ohhhh jeez hmm 

Kill: Jon

Fuck: Michael

Marry: Matt

Marry Adam, once again scruffy boy, cats, plus I too am not a fan of being social

Sleep with Bruce. He’s kinda got the dad look going on and that’s sort of a turn on for me. Plus I think James would be too much for me to handle. And Bruce also has the scruffy factor.

A/N: DFGKJS thank you! I’m glad you like my stuff that means a lot to hear. My day is going pretty good!

There was a camera suddenly in your face and you were glaring at Gavin who had the world’s number one shit eating grin known to man and you couldn’t wait for the camera to go off so you could smack right off his face.

You were just minding your business with helping Trevor on some edits when Gavin, Michael, and Jeremy came rushing in - instant flash backs to the old Lads doing news plagued your mind - and were going to demand you both read off cards but unfortunately for you and Trevor, they had preferred teasing you over how you two were always together and giving each other this sick puppy love look when the other wasn’t looking and naturally you denied it with a “Trevor could do so much better, so don’t lie to me.” and that’s when Trevor went silent.