i think human!sukuna who has a crush on you would be soooooo insufferable
i think he would vape. and he would be really particular, he only likes ice flavors. i think he would only smoke cigarettes in front of you because he knows it's kinda gay gay to be vaping and wants you to think he's cool.
i think he would be loud and annoying, but you can tell he's got a good heart with how careful he is with his words around you. always tip-toeing around subjects. probably has never saved a spider in his life until heās met you.
he has three instagram posts, all three are gym pics and theyāre all edited dark as fuck. he posted them five years ago but he still looks the same so they serve their purpose. his tagged photos are him in his frat, sports, high school football teams, throwback thursdays from his buddies heās still good with.
if he got your socials heās liking ever single post. heās not being subtle. heās commenting, dmāing you immediately like IN YOUR FACE directly interested. if he found your spotify he would post a song you like on his stories.
heās suddenly going out more than normal to see if he will see you. suddenly, going to work and the gym isnāt apart of his routine. suddenly he is going grocery shopping weekly instead of his monthly bill buying. suddenly heās getting his nails done and is interested in skincare.
you give him the time of day he suddenly canāt sleep. he wants to call. he will cold call. sometimes heāll text a āwatch thisā to warn you but he will just call you. anytime. calls keep you up until 6 am when the sun starts rising. heās fighting sleep to hear your voice. he dies hearing your sleepy voice. heād call you at work to ask you a stupid question.
heād send gym vids. āwant a push up video full audio until failure?ā bc heās ran thru.
first date with him heās picking you up. probably has a big SUV. is reluctant to let you have the AUX but heād do anything to keep you at this exact proximity.
let him drive you to work please heās dying to do anything to show you off. he likes seeing you in his passenger seat so much, likes to dramatically run around his car to open the door for you.
sends you voice messages. the one time you send a couple heās losing his mind.
genuinely cannot stop looking at you. a long drive with him and he can barely keep his eyes on the road. if that road is a long stretch heās stealing glances.
heās genuinely funny. he understands all of your references, mostly because he is a (retired) slut but you two have a lot in common.
heās a romantic guy who dotes on you constantly when you two arenāt in a relationship. he stops whatever heās doing for you. heās the annoying coworker everyone hates whoās calling you with his airpods in so he can get through the day. they let him do it because heās good at his job and heās been in a less pissy mood at work since he met you.
will add to this later.












