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vancityryan: This man found me in a cardboard box on his doorstep when I was at the ripe age of just thirty-two. Instead of taking me in and adopting me as his son, he immediately called the cops. I owe the trespassing charges to him. What a great dad. #mancandymonday

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vancityryan: As I soon understood, fly fishing had nothing to do with pulling a trout out of your pants to surprise your brothers. #transformationtuesday

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vancityryan: “I’m really protective of my penis. Which haircut will make sure it never meets anyone?” #throwbackthursday

Zayn actually originally auditioned for the role of Vanessa in the first Deadpool movie. Unfortunately, he lost the role to Morena Baccarin, who is wonderful, but doesn’t look nearly as good as Zayn does in a Christmas sweater and nothing else.

I'd die for One Direction, and Zayn, of course, was always my favourite member. I swear to God, I was ready to walk straight to the exit of a talk show when I found out he wouldn’t be there.

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vancityryan: Went for a hike and saw this. It’s a sign. It’s also a sign. #Cable #Deadpool2

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vancityryan: Some people just know how to work a red carpet. #womancrushwednesday #Domino #DeadPool2