#rq.anon

Peter Parker

Jokes are his love language, really no shame when he says his favorite cheesy lines. I mean, have you seen his corny shirts? 

He’s wanted to befriend you for a while, whenever he bumps into you at the compound he’s pouring out his heart on how cool he thinks your hero suit is, or how cool you are in general. 

He always thought you hated him. This is only because you’ve only ever responded to Sam or Bucky, sometimes even Happy. But never him. 

So when you two are sent on a mission, the cliche motel who only provided one bed, he’s stiff as a board and contemplating whether or not he should just make a hammock from his webs. 

“Peter, are you still awake?” He’d mumble a quiet yes even though he was sleeping before you shook him. He doesn’t even register or connect the voice to you, to be honest, he thinks he’s hallucinating. “Did you know that dragonflies have shovel shaped penises?” 

His eyes would be blown wide before he sits up quickly, turning his head at you before looking around the room. “They- they have what?” He heard you yeah but, he wants to hear your voice again. 

“Dragonflies have shovel shaped penises.” 

Scott Lang

Another connoisseur of jokes, no i do not know how to spell connoisseur, thank you autocorrect. 

Anyways, Scott was used to the semi-closed off work partner, he worked with hope after all. And even though he respected the boundaries you had, he really wanted to be your friend. 

Definitely the type of guy to cling to your shoulder, he’d turn tiny and sit on your shoulder, or if you had a tiny pocket on your shirt, he’d nestle himself in there.

He’d find you slumped against the couch at the compound, blowing air out of your mouth every ten seconds, a clear sign that you were bored. 

He’d summon a bunch of ants to the table, and make them steal a worm so he can pretend he’s on a mechanical bull. 

“Scott, that’s so cool! Do you think you can get a stag beetle? Or is that too much for the ants?” 

Doesn’t respond which makes you worry but, he jumps for joy when he sees you laugh at the ants carrying an overturned beetle.

Shuri

I know she isn’t technically an avenger but she’s one of my favs!!

So you two would probably meet after the funeral, she would see you sitting alone, possibly near the dock, and try to befriend you. 

Doesn’t take offense when you don’t respond verbally, a funeral just happened after all, it’s normal. 

If you two were to ever cross paths again, it could be at the California branch of the technology lab, and she’d be surprised to see you there, nearly jamming the screen full of mathematical and scientific equations that even made her head hurt. 

Would attempt to befriend you even more and if she ever passed that line, she would bring you to Wakanda to see technological advancements there.