#rpgworldcomic

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Howdy! Hey. Howdy & hey! Howdyhey. (Howdyadoo.) I'm tired. I just got back from Chicago (the land of where the chicas go) and I was tooootttalllly gonna take a nap. And I was like, I'll just schedule the page real quick! And then it was like! I hadn't made the page yet!!! So I had to make it!!! Just now!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D !!!! :D !! :D

It's fine. We've got a special bonus page! A Coffee Shop AU. Those are popular, right? Those are "in" with the "in" crowd? You people over at AO3 are still into those right? Where Elsa and Shrek work at a coffee shop managed by Steve Harvey? And then they all kiss? No? … Well you WILL! When I WRITE IT!

I'll call it---…. I'll c-call it… um… MY FROZEN SWAMP: What Are You Doing In It, And Also Can I Get You Some Coffee, and Steve Harvey is Here (He's My Manager) [50,000 words, slow burn]

… Wait it should say slow ROAST! Yeah, yeah, now we're cookin'…. (scribble, scribble…) What, you're still here?

Fine. Chicago trip was dope. Hella dope! 10/10 weekend. I don't dole those out often. I made friends with an eldritch god. (He's funny.)

The Meme Train (wait was it a train or a marathon?) continues!

And some Discord member ones!

#762 - Wait Let Me Get the Prima Guide

Greetin's cretins! boy am I tired. Been nonstop - literally nonstop - since Thursday night. Aint even had time to answer the smattering of messages I've gotten on my phone. So! If you've messaged me and I've ignored you, it's definitely because of that reason, and not any other reason, like you're just super, duper annoying Dave.

Went kayaking! 10 hours of it! Too many hours. Too many hours to kayak. Too many hours to yak your kay, is what I'm saying. There was a lot of other stuff in there but like, I'm tired of telling the story. Just make up your own story and I'll sign off on it.

Not-Nelyion is here. Man be mad shittin'. He commits war crimes in that bathroom. Then laughs at memes. He laughs while he does this to my toilet. Not a good man.

We got meat! A lotta meat. Went to a Brazilian Steakhouse. Every time they came and asked if he would like some more meat he said yes. Every time. Not once did we turn the little meat thing to "red". I threw in the towel when he was only getting started. I took a nap and woke up and he was still going. I made up a whole other hyperbolic statement and he was still going!

He said I was gonna make a "gobbling that meat" joke in here but I DIDN'T!

Anywhomsoever we've got some nice pages coming up! I like the atmosphere in these. Cool, dark, quiet, peaceful. Nice change of pace. Some breathing room.

Lemme know what you're looking forward to in the comic! If I like it I'll steal it and pretend it was always planned.

Why he draw me like that

Happy Valentine's Day! (2024)

#766 - Let Him Cook

BOIS. Girls. Those in between, and outside. I have been so busy. I helped a friend move this past weekend. And THIS weekend I'm going to Chicago! To meet longtime internet friends. I'm talking since we were EIGHT, homies! We RPed on a Sailor Mars roleplay forum. It was cringe. But it was also great. We kept RPing into college.

Anyway now I roleplay, but as webcomic characters with myself, and you watch.

You weirdos.

I actually took today off because I was running ragged at work yesterday. I got some much, much needed things done today, along with some R&R. But! Still many things to do. But those will have to wait til after Chicago I suppose.

Ha, life is just maintaining until you die, ne?

NEXT WEEK: SPECIAL PAGE! Not too special. Don't get too excited. BUT DIFFERENT! You could say it's…………. gold???? It's funny you'll get it next week I promise

#757 - Plum Gone

I had a five hour long working session meeting today. FIVE HOURS! Nothing takes 5 hours!!! Nothing!!! I don't want to have a five hour working session ever again!! It was boring and I was starting to fall asleep at the end!! And I'm tired of staring at spreadsheets!! I used to run anime conventions for a living and now I'm doing 90-Day No Use Reports for phones!! And coordinating recycling pickups!!! That's dumb!!! My only respite is Final Fantasy and writing for RPG World!!!! If it weren't for those I'd run into the woods and disappear!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#765 - Everybody Gets One

RPG World is PG-13, boyos! That's mean I get ONE frick! I can't say it here. Though I've probably said it a bunch here. Have I?? Somebody go do a Fuck counter. Oh shit!! Increase it by one. Damn.

Let's be honest here, if anyone was going to drop an F bomb it would be Cherry. She deserves it. She got close back in page #627 https://rpgworld.the-comic.org/comics/134/.

Oh! And look at that. Some fanservice. Guess how much sideboob I sent Atari, versus how much sideboob I got? Man's an animal. But hey, nothing the original RPGW wouldn't have had, so who am I to spit in the face of tradition.

Not-Belyion is almost gone. It's his last week here. After that, he's going to take flight off into the unknown. I'll possibly never see him again! Nah, that's unlikely. I'll stalk him if nothing else. Waiting.

That's all I got, babes. I wrote a bunch of pages yesterday. 9 in fact! Which is good because our buffer is almost, uh, up. We've only got 1 more completely completed page, then about 7 more pages where just the art is complete, then after that about 9 written. 9 written that I'm not completely happy with! Do I go and refine them? Or just let "fine enough" be fine enough? These questions haunt me.

Finally! I posted this in the Discord. Consider it like my version of a trailer. THINGS TO COME!…..

New party member!

Howard meets old pals

Epic showdown

Jeff's full name revealed!?

Dark SEVIL secret experiments

etc and so forth probably a motorcycle in there somewhere