#royalsflora

I’m glad you know it! So many people are so unaware of how beautiful they are, but then again, being unaware when you’re as pretty as you would border on blind, not just modest. Oh darn, I guess I’m just going to have a handy-dandy excuse to high five you the next time I see you then!

Riiiight? If you’ve got it, flaunt it, and don’t lie about it, it just makes the truly ugly people of the world feel even worse if you think you’re ugly. Hope you’re prepared, I’ve got a killer high-five going. Are you gonna be in Neverland or Camelot tonight? If you choose the right one, you might get that high five sooner instead of later.

That’s how it’s gonna be when people send me FMKs that aren’t related to you in the slightest, but believe me, I know there are plenty of other gorge people in this kingdom. Speaking of, I haven’t mentioned lately how much I appreciate the whole shirtless-merman thing, have I? It’s yummier than the gummy shark-infested gelatoI’ve been trying to work out for you, which is saying something.

I wasn’t sure! I mean, they always say it takes one to know one, but I was going to feel seriously gypped if I could notice how beautiful you were and I wasn’t getting any love back. Gummy-infested sharks? Whaaaat? Do you mean the Jello Shot Sharks that I’m planning on bringing to Camelot later? Because I’ll totally share one or two or ten with you.