#royal jester

OOOO!!! YES!!!! Hehehe they're such cuties omga! [I've heard this ship be called "Royal Jester" and I think that's neato burrito ^^]

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I'm your new favorite somewhat sinister court jester!

I use any pronouns so long as it's funny! If it's not funny, jest/jests is what I'll use.

The names I currently use are Quirkleberry, Whimseyswirl, Vexlin, Hexgrin, Ashjape, Bleakbell, Ruinwit, Mirthos, and Bellzar. Quirkleberry is what I'm most commonly known as.

You may send me queries to respond to!

FAQ:

What royal court do I serve in? Wonderful question! I am forever loyal to Artemisia, and our beloved king, queen, and princess; Peyton Astrid II, Calypso Astrid, and Estella Solaris Astrid.

My gender? I'm transjester! Ahaha... My gender is silly, and none of you shall know what my glorious body looks like undressed!

How old am I? Oho, what a question!! Though i must ask, why does it matter? I shall not be having intercourse with any of you, so information such as that is unnecessary! I am an adult, however, my specific age is of no importance!

Am I a witch/wizard? Oh dear, the rumors spread fast!! Don't listen to the old man by the river, he knows not what he's speaking of! I assure you, magic is not within my capabilities.

Am I in a romantic relationship with the royal bard? Oh dear chaos... I am NOT in any sort of relationship with Archer, nor am I in a relationship with either of his sisters, Amber or Willow!

Am I in a relationship with any of the royals? No, but I might flirt with either of them if it serves my purpose as the court jester! Including the princess, now that she's of age.

Am I romantically interested in anyone? Dear chaos, people are obsessed with the idea of me being in a relationship... No, and I'll likely never be! I'm forever devoted to my role.

What about Lord Fable or Sir Nexus Affinito? The two are married (Lord Fable to Miss Ayliz, and Sir Affinito to Miss Wisteria), and I merely enjoy teasing them. They are quite adorable when all riled up!

Turns out historically, life hasn’t been easy for those who lived foolishly as foolish fools!

This time depicting my four main blorbos

an underrated relationship dynamic is court jester x king, because of the inherent eroticism of the only person in court that is disposable also being the only person that the king trusts to advise him (but also this post)