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As I lay me down to sleep, on the evening of August 31st, I canât help but be BEYOND disappointed in myself for not writing a single thing for #kidlawgust!!!! So⊠Iâm going to get drunk off Prosecco this weekend (the first week of school year almost fuckin broke meâpray for us teachers), and Iâm going to WRITE SOME KIDLAW DAMMIT!!!!!! Fuck those lesson plans⊠I NEED TO DO THIS! đđđđ
I get a pang of hurt in my heart every DickBabs scene.
Am I the only one that still feels that way?
Ok guys, hear me out...
With watching the live action show The Flash and doing lots of research on the Speed Force, it's clear that it's a pocket dimension created by dark matter and subatomic matter (that's kinda what that funnel in 'Endgame' was made of right?) Also, pulling from the CW show, the Speed Force can only have ONE speedster in it at a time.
As a HUGE Flash fan, its evident that Wally is the FASTEST speedster in the DC Universe (if you don't believe me, look it up). We know that Wally was considered the slowest in our beloved season 2 of Young Justice, even getting teased for it, shit even disappearing for it! Well, the good ole Speed Force even enhances speedsters' powers when they're in there. It's like an eternity of training and running ("hell") to the abnormally fast individuals!
Remember during the painful episode, 'Failsafe' when Kid Flash said that "The machine gives off zeta radiation, they're not vaporized, they teleported!" I'm going to use this as irony, because Greg and Brandon LOVE THAT SHIT!!
I say all that to say that I STILL believe that my baby Wally isn't dead! He's simply stuck in the Speed Force!! And part of me wishes that that random speedster villian that we saw in the first episodes of Outsiders wasn't killed, so that he could get thrown into the Speed Force, to get Wally out!!!
I... I JUST NEED A SPITFIRE REUNION DAMN IT!!!!!!!
Special Guest|| A Chalant Story
Summary:
Zatanna convinces Dick to be her assistant at one of her magic shows.
Notes:
Here you go @zatannaesthetic ! I hope this lives up to your beautiful standards. Love ya mutual!
âThank you New York youâve been a magical audience! Goodnight!â
And with a few whispered words, Zatanna disappeared and the crowd cheered with applause.
It had been a LONG weekend and it was going to be an even LONGER three weeks. She had just done two shows a day (one in the afternoon and one in the evening) for the past 4 days and she was exhausted. Donât get her wrong, she loves what she does, but her feet were killing her and she would pay BIG money to have someone rub them while she soaked in a nice warm bubble bath right about now.
Zatanna started to get comfortable in her dressing room. She had taken off her top hat and boots and slouched down on the leather couch when there was a light knock at her door.

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A Chalant Story||Celebrity Crush
Summary:
Zatanna has a celebrity crush and Robinâs little green monster starts to show.
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Notes:
Here you go @nellethiel-aranel ! I hope this lives up to your wonderful expectations. Love ya mutual! I miss my adorable teenage babies, so I wrote it that way. I was watching The Prestige and The Dark Knight last week lol! First part is in Dickâs POV, Second part is in 3rd person.Â
Zatanna has a celebrity crush. Christian freakinâ Bale.
Yeah, that actor guy.
Iâm not the jealous type, but anytime he comes on screen when we watch one of his movies or when a promo of a film that heâs starring in shows up on tv, she always does this kinda... throaty... groan. I know she does it just to get under my skinâthatâs just how we rollâbut it works...sometimes.
The fact that heâs played a magician in âThe Prestigeââone of her favorite movies for some reasonâdoesnât necessarily help either. Sheâs mustâve watched it over 1,000 times and over half of those times, SOMEHOW, she convinces me to watch it with her. Wally says Iâm whipped, but sheâs just persuasive, okay!
Every. Single. Time. she would say âThe magic is subpar, but HOLY CHRISTIAN is this good!â and âUh, his accent is amazing! Did you know heâs really British?â. I mean, EVERY SINGLE TIME she would say this, Iâm not exaggerating! The latter was actually a surprise to me the first time she asked the question (I donât just use my detective skills for missions), but now itâs more rhetorical than anything and I just sigh in response.
One time she even said, âYou know, if one day they make a Batman movie, Iâd think heâd be PERFECT for the role.â She said it so nonchalantly tooâthatâs not our thing!
Iâm pretty sure I avoided her for the rest of the day.
I know I shouldnât take it so seriously. Dating a beautiful girl like Zatanna, you CANâT or youâll be in TROUBLE.
Guys our age flirt with her almost everywhere she goes, regardless if Iâm standing beside her or not. I usually just brush it off or give them a smug smile and put my arm around her when I see them staring. I think itâs kinda funny.
Although one day, this guy asked for her phone number when we were in line to get ice cream. When I told him to piss off, he said that he honestly thought I was her little brother! HER LITTLE BROTHER! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!? If one of the rules that Bruce taught meânot to use my martial arts in publicâ wasnât drilled in my head, I DEFINITELY wouldâve put him to shame then.
I was very displeasedâ heavy on the âdisâ.
I got a really big kiss afterward though, so I wasnât upset for long.
Like I said, those punks donât really matter. Sheâs with me and she would never be interested in any of those lowlifesâshe even says so herself. But for some reason, her love for that Christian guy, really rubs me the wrong way.Â
One day though, I kinda... lost my cool.
XXX
âRecognized, Zatanna B-0-8â
âHello! Where is everyone?â
âWeâre in the kitchen Zee!â Yelled Artemis.
When Zatanna walked in, she saw her best friend and her boyfriend sitting at the counter with their books and binders wide open. Great.
âLooks like you two are hard at work.â, she said dryly, walking over to give Robin a kiss on the cheek.
Robin adjusted his sunglasses. âNo one else was here yet, so we figured weâd go ahead and knock out our homework.â
No one but Zee and Wally knew his secret identity yet. He had told her in her room a few months ago when he was cheering her up one night about her dad. Robinâwell, Dickâhad told her about his parents and what happened to them. It was so hard to hear, but she had fallen for him even more that night.
Artemis almost found out whenever she saw Dick alongside Bruce on tv at the Cave. She said, âHey, that kid goes to my school. Heâs just as scrawny as you Robin.â And laughed as she elbowed him in the side. Thank God Wally distracted her afterward. Arty is a smart girl, if she had seen Robinâs face go ice cold or heard Zatannaâs little gasp, she would have figured it out for sure.
âYeah, I guess youâre right. Let me change out of my uniform and Iâll be right back.â
âMâkayâ, both the non-superpowered heroes echoed.
When Zatanna came back, she put her binder and textbook down at the spot between Robin and Artemis and went to the fridge to grab a snack. All of a sudden she heard Robin shout, âTHIS GUY AGAIN! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!â.
Zatanna turned around the see her boyfriend, looking down at her school supplies with utter disgustâheavy on the âdisâ.
âDo you seriously have magazine clippings of Christian Bale taped all over your binder!?â
âUuuhh, yeah?â The magician replied, not exactly sure how to answer.
âWhatâs wrong with that? The guy is hot!â chimed Artemis.
âNo, heâs NOT!â
The blonde teasingly poked the boy. âAnd you would know that why, exactly?â
Robin rolled his eyes behind his glasses. âWhatever! Thatâs besides the point! âTanna itâs like youâre obsessed with the guy. Itâs kind of creepy!â
âCreepy?â
âYeah!â
âSo, what would better suit the looks of my notebook Boy Wonder, you?â
Robin paused. âWell... yeah!â
âNow thatâs creepy.â jabbed Artemis with a snort. The caped crusaders protege gave her his best Bat glare.
Zatanna laughed. âRobin, are you jealous?â
His sunglasses didnât hide the deep blush spreading across the raven-haired boyâs cheeks one bit.
âAww! Youâre so cute!â cooed Zatanna, trotting over to hug her boyfriend--even with his arms crossed over his chest--and kissed him on his forehead as he pouted.
Artemis couldnât take it and belted with laughter, then stood up to walk out of the room. âI am so going to tell Wallace about this later!â
Robin was not impressed. âI hate you!â
âYouâre adorable Boy Wonder. But, I only have eyes for you, so thereâs no need to be envious of Christian Bale. Besides, heâs in his thirties and Iâm fifteen. Thatâd be pretty gross if he returned my feelings.â Her nose turned up. âIâm pretty sure Iâll never meet him in my life either.â
The detective sighed. âI know âTanna. Itâs just hard sometimes seeing you so interested in someone thatâs not me.
Zatanna laid her head on her boyfriendâs shoulder and hummed. âOk. Iâll wonât declare my love for him so often and I wonât make you watch his movies with me anymore either.â She giggled. âBUT, my binder stays the same though.â
Robin smiled and unfolded his arms to wrap them around his girlfriendâs waist. âThatâs ok. Iâm sorry I overreacted.â
Zatanna put her arms around his neck. âAnd you know, if you give me a picture of us, Iâd definitely put it on the front of my other binder.â
Dick grinned up at her. Itâs her favorite. âI think I can arrange that.â He pulled her close to him and leaned in to kiss the girl on the lips. That was his favorite.
When they came up for air, Zatannaâs eyebrows were pulled together.
âWhatâs wrong âTanna?â
âYou know, I was just thinking. Whoâs your celebrity crush?â
Thatâs when Robin smirked and did this kind of⊠throaty⊠groan.
Zatannaâs eyes went big. Uh oh!
Alright Chalant shippers...
Iâve been in the mood to work on my writing skills and you know me, my OTP is always on my mind, SO SEND ME PROMPTS!
I feel some dribbles comin on!
I really need my fellow chalant shippers to help comfort me!
Part of me knew it was going to happen, but wow.... they laid it on pretty thick that its OVER.