Cronus Crocker - Local “greaser” kid bakes cookies for his classmates every weekend. Tries to be intimidating but wore a frilly apron to school by accident last week.

Karkat Lalonde (Roxy ways) - idk bout y’all, but Karkat seems like the kind of guy to become an alcoholic- ‘specially when surrounded by these weird chess people and all these mutant cats he made while drunk one week.

Porrim Crocker - Ultimate mom™

Rose Peixes (Meenah ways) - psychoanalizing all of her friends while avoiding her own problems involving being Heiress

Roxy Zahhak (Equius ways) - Finally Roxy can make all the cat robots she desires

Kankri Serket (Vriska ways) - Over monolauging villian that turns out to be harmless. Probaby.

Your name is ROXY ZAHHAK.             You love being HUMAN DRUNK and you run an ASK BLOG.

I wanted to do something to unwind, so after seeing this post I was kind of inspired to flip them around? Meet Jake Ampora, Jane Peixes, Dirk Leijon, Roxy Zahhak, Eridan English, Feferi Crocker, Nepeta Strider, and Equius Lalonde.