#roxlog

[12:05] GT: Hey rox.

[12:05] GT: So i got your message.

[12:05] TG: jake! :D

[12:05] TG: hehehe did youuuu

[12:05] GT: I did and gosh what did a gent ever do to get a standup gal like you!

[12:05] GT: Heheh.

[12:06] TG: fjkdls;fajsd dont be ridic

[12:06] TG: i had to send u somethin

[12:07] TG: so howre you doin?

[12:07] GT: Pretty well!

[12:07] GT: And yourself?

[12:07] TG: im good

[12:07] TG: just bein alzy rn

[12:07] TG: *lazy

[12:08] TG: cept me and eridan came up with a sorta plan thing

[12:08] GT: Ha, our miss crocker informed me of your festivities.

[12:08] GT: No wonder.

[12:08] GT: Oh???

[12:08] GT: Do tell!

[12:09] TG: well we got this idea that maybe i could use my protal gun to send feferi into a trap

[12:09] TG: but the actual trap part we got no ideas on

[12:09] TG: *portal

[12:09] GT: A trap!

[12:09] GT: Brilliant idea.

[12:09] GT: Hm.

[12:09] GT: Well, before a trap can be planned, have we any way of tracking miss feferi down?

[12:10] TG: errr

[12:10] TG: not sure

[12:11] TG: i guess thats kind of important no matter what our plans are v_v

[12:11] GT: Sorry to burst your bubble rox.

[12:11] GT: But hey!

[12:11] GT: The portal gun is a good plan.

[12:11] TG: yeah if we can figure out how to use it

[12:11] GT: How big can you make the portals?

[12:12] TG: why?

[12:12] TG: do i need to make a big one?

[12:12] GT: Feferi is...well...huge. From what i saw.

[12:12] TG: o jeez

[12:12] GT: Im not sure if this is her normal thing. Hm...

[12:13] GT: Still, how big?

[12:14] TG: hmmmm

[12:15] TG: depending on how huge huge is idk if itll be big enojgh

[12:15] GT: Hm....

[12:15] GT: Wait.

[12:15] GT: Jade!

[12:16] TG: kade?

[12:16] TG: *jade

[12:16] GT: Jade!!

[12:16] TG: jade?????

[12:16] GT: I vaguely remember her having the ability to make things miniscule or huge.

[12:16] GT: I wonder if its still valid...

[12:16] TG: srsly???

[12:16] GT: Yeah!!

[12:16] TG: well fuq

[12:16] TG: thatll do

[12:17] GT: Heh.

[12:17] GT: One problem down.

[12:17] TG: i was meaning to talk to her anyway

[12:17] TG: see if she had any sciency ideas

[12:18] GT: Definitely.

[12:18] GT: Im sure she could find a way to track miss feferi down

[12:19] TG: thatd be helful as shit omg

[12:19] TG: *p

[12:20] GT: Indeed!

[12:20] TG: have u talked to her lately

[12:20] TG: seein as shes your idk grandma ting

[12:20] GT: Sadly no.

[12:21] TG: aw dang

[12:21] TG: better get on it

[12:21] GT: It seems as if whenever im on the ol pesterchum she isnt.

[12:21] GT: Most definitely!

[12:22] TG: weve all talked to our ectodoodads already

[12:23] GT: Have you?

[12:23] GT: Gosh, im rather behind.

[12:24] TG: yup

[12:24] GT: I believe i havent spoken with your ectosistermom...?

[12:24] TG: ehehehe

[12:24] GT: Either that is.

[12:24] TG: momdaughter

[12:24] TG: something

[12:24] TG: idk

[12:25] GT: I havent the slightest clue either.

[12:25] TG: shes pretty awesome

[12:25] TG: i havent talked to her like a lot but

[12:25] TG: idk yeah

[12:28] GT: Perhaps ill brave it and start a conversation.

[12:29] TG: go for it!

[12:29] TG: youd prolly have better luck than me

[12:29] GT: Ive no idea what wed converse about, but im sure ill find a topic.

[12:29] GT: Oh?

[12:29] TG: ehhhhh

[12:31] GT: Come on, im sure it went fine?

[12:31] TG: i guess ;o;

[12:32] GT: Whatd you talk about?

[12:32] TG: idk weh avent talked about much

[12:33] TG: it just feels

[12:33] TG: awkward sometimes

[12:33] TG: shrug

[12:33] GT: Yeah.

[12:35] GT: I can understand awkward.

[12:37] TG: aaaaaaaaaaaanywya

[12:37] TG: anythign new over there

[12:38] GT: Not particuarly, trying to track down a mister strider.

[12:38] TG: oh

[12:38] TG: wtf whered he go

[12:39] GT: No clue.

[12:39] GT: Ive his ironic gift to give him, id meant to before my short leave but hes up and disappeared once again.

[12:39] TG: ironic gift ehg?

[12:39] TG: *eh

[12:39] GT: Yes, ha.

[12:39] TG: do tell

[12:40] GT: Alright, id told janey about this too.

[12:41] GT: So dirk and myself had a particuarly silly conversation.

[12:41] TG: sounds legit

[12:41] GT: And my terrible sewing skills came up, but he made me a pair of ruddy flying socks.

[12:42] GT: So i made him a katana cozie.

[12:42] TG: omg

[12:42] TG: thats perfect

[12:43] GT: Ehehe,

[12:43] GT: Im pretty proud of it, despite its patchwork appearance.

[12:44] TG: im sure hell love it >:D

[12:45] GT: Awesome.

[12:45] GT: Now just the painstaking course of hunting him down.

[12:45] TG: gluck

[12:45] GT: However, hes been doing work on those nifty bunk beds ive been sort of helping him craft in kanayas hive.

[12:45] TG: hope he doesnt like

[12:46] TG: pounce on you from the-- oh?

[12:46] GT: Oh shit.

[12:46] GT: Hopefully not, even so, id give him a tussle even strider wont forget!

[12:46] GT: Ah yes.

[12:47] TG: lololol

[12:47] TG: bukn beds tho

[12:47] GT: She seemed a bit shocked about it, eheh.

[12:47] GT: Yup.

[12:48] GT: Since we were staying awhile.

[12:48] GT: She gets the top bunk.

[12:48] TG: oh

[12:48] TG: PFFFF

[12:49] TG: im sure shell appreciate that

[12:50] GT: It may be a bit blasphemous to base it on, but yeah, the one with the most glorious dark hair gets the top bunk.

[12:50] GT: I certainly hope so.

[12:51] TG: beauteous

[12:52] TG: sos that mean u 2 are sharin the botto

[12:52] TG: +m

[12:54] GT: Yes, that is the idea.

[12:58] TG: ohhohohoooho

[12:58] GT: What!

[12:58] TG: nothin

[12:58] GT: Its only gentlemanly that we take the bottom while the lady is on top.

[12:59] TG: yep

[12:59] TG: sure is

[12:59] GT: Im glad you agree.

[12:59] TG: i so totes agree

[12:59] TG: >:3

[01:02] GT: That face worries me slightly.

[01:02] GT: Youve got a devious thought in the noggin havent you.

[01:02] TG: no need 2 be ewooried

[01:02] TG: nAHHHHHHHh

[01:02] TG: nopep

[01:02] TG: no thoughts that are devious in my mind

[01:02] TG: evar

[01:03] TG: thats a completley innocent cat face with poitny eyebrows

[01:03] GT: Liear.

[01:03] GT: Agh, liar.

[01:03] TG: HA

[01:03] TG: thats a srs accusation

[01:03] GT: Im not off my rocker, i know a devious cat face when i see one!

[01:04] TG: ya but maybe it wasnt devious this time

[01:04] TG: maybe its determined

[01:04] GT: Determined.

[01:04] TG: did u thinka that

[01:04] GT: Uh, well, no.

[01:04] GT: But why would you be determined.

[01:04] GT: Why would such a cat be determined?

[01:04] TG: im dertermined to agree

[01:05] GT: The agreement is certainly deteremined.

[01:05] GT: Determined, agh.

[01:07] TG: yes i told ya

[01:07] TG: thats it

[01:07] TG: all it is

[01:07] TG: good n determiend

[01:07] TG: :D

[01:07] TG: so have fun w ur bunkin ;D

[01:08] GT: Well, i suppose i dont have any qualms to judge it.

[01:08] GT: ...bunkin, pffff.

[01:09] GT: I will ha.

[01:10] GT: I dont see how, but im sure well manage.

[01:10] TG: i am also sure of the managin

[01:10] TG: >:3

[01:10] GT: And there it is again, the mysterious cat face.

[01:10] TG: so not mysteriuous

[01:10] TG: the context is plan as day

[01:11] GT: Im just pulling your leg.

[01:11] GT: Heheh.

[01:11] TG: better cut it out i got shit 2 do w that leg

[01:11] TG: like kick some rumps

[01:11] GT: Anyones in particular?

[01:12] GT: Is rolal on the hunt?

[01:12] TG: nah not atm

[01:12] TG: but im sure it wont be long

[01:12] TG: thers almost alwaus rumps to kick

[01:13] GT: Gotta keep the crolal household in shipshape order no doubt.

[01:14] TG: blaaagh yes

[01:14] TG: its hard

[01:14] GT: Speaking of your house ive heard its in quite disarray from janey haha.

[01:14] TG: yeah

[01:14] TG: it is

[01:14] TG: >_>

[01:15] GT: I dont envy you there with the cleaning job.

[01:15] TG: ive cleaned this house so many times in the past ocuple weeks

[01:15] TG: its getin ridiculous

[01:17] GT: The mess is a monster in on itself i gather ha.

[01:17] TG: a mosnter i cant seem to beat into submission

[01:17] TG: downsides of inviting peple over i guess

[01:18] TG: oh well

[01:18] TG: i dnt regret i

[01:18] TG: t

[01:18] GT: Impervious against any weaponry.

[01:18] GT: I bet not.

[01:18] GT: Im rather sorry i couldnt make the festivities.

[01:18] TG: its ok

[01:18] TG: i told dirk we can have some kinda get together before the whpole "last battle" bs

[01:19] GT: Definitely!

[01:19] GT: Even if ive got to drag him in by those silly shades of his.

[01:19] GT: Itd be good to have the gang together again.

[01:20] TG: uhhhuh :C

[01:21] GT: I do miss you and janey.

[01:24] TG: yeah

[01:24] TG: i know i miss you too

[01:24] TG: ;A;

[01:26] GT: The sooner we can figure out this evil god nonsense, the sooner we all can be together once more i say.

[01:29] TG: fuck ye

[01:29] GT: No doubt well knock them off their block!

[01:30] TG: wont even be any blocks left to stand on

[01:30] GT: The floor will be wiped so clean.

[01:30] GT: We could hold a picnic.

[01:33] GT: Ah but ive no idea the time over there, am i keeping you up?

[01:33] TG: lolmfao soudns like a plan

[01:33] TG: ehhhhhhhhhhh not rly

[01:33] TG: but i guuss i should go anyway

[01:33] TG: get shit done

[01:33] TG: that ive been

[01:33] TG: pocrastiating

[01:33] GT: Heh.

[01:33] TG: ...

[01:33] TG: pro w/e the fuck

[01:33] GT: That house wont clean itself.

[01:34] GT: Among other important things.

[01:35] TG: yeahhhhh sigh

[01:39] GT: Or you could throw in a movie.

[01:39] GT: Just a friendly english suggestion.

[01:39] TG: .....

[01:39] TG: i like that sugeestion

[01:40] GT: Heh.

[01:40] GT: By all means, miss lalonde.

[01:41] GT: The new james bond flick i saw was also out, hot damn.

[01:41] TG: o reeeeeeeaaaaly

[01:41] GT: Yes!!!

[01:42] TG: we will def schedule a movie night after all this is over then

[01:42] GT: Daniel craig, what a phenomenal actor.

[01:42] GT: Can we? Yes!

[01:42] GT: But seriously on that movie rox.

[01:43] GT: Inception is a good one.

[01:44] TG: i will look into this

[01:44] TG: u got my word

[01:45] GT: I salute you fair moviegoer!

[01:47] TG: lol heeee

[01:47] TG: thank u

[01:48] GT: No problem rox.

[01:48] TG: ill get goin then

[01:48] GT: Since youve some fine cinema to watch ill get going as well.

[01:48] TG: hope u find the elusive distri

[01:49] GT: Me as well.

[01:49] GT: I wish to at least elicit one emotion from that passive face with this ironic gift.

[01:49] TG: lemme know how it goes

[01:50] GT: Will do.

[01:50] GT: Alright then, im off!

[01:50] GT: Enjoy the film!

[01:51] TG: thanx

[01:51] TG: byyyeee!

[01:51] GT: Bye!

[04:34] TG: *spins aroudn in chair, strokling the cat in my lap villainously*

[04:34] TG: mr english

[04:35] GT: Its been too long miss lalonde.

[04:35] TG: why tyes

[04:35] TG: yes it ihas

[04:36] TG: what have you to report to me

[04:38] GT: Alls quiet on the front, no bumbling vigilantees to speak of.

[04:38] GT: Though id give em a what for if so! Ha.

[04:39] TG: ahh good

[04:39] GT: Other than that, im more than certain our objective is on the move.

[04:40] TG: all acocrding to plan

[04:40] GT: Indeed. And our next move?

[04:42] TG: well weve had alittle update in the info logs as of recent

[04:45] GT: Really? More of that peculiar coded nonsense thats been popping up?

[04:45] TG: in case u wenret aware theres apprently some really shitty stuff going on

[04:45] TG: in all one hundred peresecents of serious

[04:45] TG: *perscents

[04:45] TG: *purr scents

[04:49] GT: Jiminy cricket, thats a lot of serious!

[04:49] GT: Please, do elaborate.

[04:51] TG: one of the trolls apparently got dead

[04:51] TG: but not completley or some shit

[04:51] TG: and now her bodys bein used by evil gods that weve got to stoop apparently

[04:52] GT: Jesus christmas! 

[04:52] TG: jesus chrismass is rite

[04:53] GT: I thought all of this normalcy was a bit too good to be true.

[04:54] GT: Not that well be backing down from a challenge, no siree.

[04:54] TG: excatly!!

[04:55] TG: gonna make this shit nromal as possible again

[04:55] TG: and im glad ur here to help now :3

[04:55] GT: Of course!

[04:56] GT: You can count me in, guns blazing and ready to go!

[04:56] GT: *brandishes pistols*

[04:57] TG: whoa ther tiger

[04:57] TG: dont put an eye out

[04:57] TG: u need those for quality winkin

[04:58] GT: Naturally, heheh.

[04:58] GT: Do we know which troll is under that dargoned confounded spell?

[04:59] TG: pfffhehehe did i ever miss your ridic wordage

[04:59] TG: ye her names feferi

[05:04] GT: I dont believe so, ha, and oh?

[05:04] GT: Feferi...hm.

[05:04] GT: Never heard of her.

[05:05] TG: well hopefully youll get to meet her if we ever get this shit sorted the fuck out

[05:07] GT: Definitely.

[05:07] GT: Im sure shes a fine gal.

[05:08] GT: Hm, im curious as to what sort of magicy weirdness were dealing with here though.

[05:09] GT: Gods always have some weirdo sparkledust powers. Especially evil ones.

[05:09] TG: apparently these are dark tentactly ones

[05:09] GT: Oh shit.

[05:11] GT: I vaguely recall something similar existing in the game...they still exist?

[05:12] TG: apparently

[05:13] TG: and theyre bein big giant tentacly douches

[05:15] GT: I trust our other friends are in on the matter?

[05:15] TG: yup

[05:16] TG: janeys actualy pretty important with whats goin on now

[05:16] TG: consindering she can apparently help bring this chick back

[05:16] TG: some kinda lifey thing

[05:16] TG: except idk wat dirks doin

[05:16] TG: probably domsehting ridic and overblown w/o tellin anyone as usual

[05:17] GT: Good ol jane!

[05:18] GT: And hm, thats expected of the elusive dirk strider.

[05:18] TG: yeah unfortunately

[05:19] TG: but w.e theres no helpin that guy

[05:21] GT: Perhaps ill try my hand at flagging him down.

[05:22] GT: Granted, in the past its been a ring around the rosie of hit and miss.

[05:25] GT: What of the other trolls? 

[05:26] GT: They all seem to be peculiar fellows, save aranea.

[05:28] TG: ahh u should hit him up hes annoyin me right now

[05:28] TG: but yeah thers some good trolls

[05:29] TG: most ive met are pretty aweosme

[05:29] TG: ok about all of em ive met

[05:35] GT: Oh? Ill do that then, hows he being annoying?

[05:35] TG: just bein a strider the usual

[05:36] TG: not rly his fault i guess im just kinda on edge rn

[05:36] GT: I understand.

[05:36] GT: Well sort through all of this.

[05:37] GT: Is it this feferi matter thats got you on edge?

[05:37] GT: I feel as if there may be something else troubling you.

-- toastyGrammarian [TG] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --

[05:42] TG: muhhh

[05:45] TG: well i got a boyfriend that keeps getting injured if that counts 4 anything

[05:46] GT: That is rather promblematic.

[05:47] TG: yeah iti s

[05:48] GT: How is it he keeps getting himself all roughed up?

[05:49] TG: i uh

[05:49] TG: varioiyus

[05:49] TG: ways

[06:01] TG: its not rly stuff i wnana talk about buht yeah its worrisome

[06:02] GT: Its okay rox.

[06:03] GT: Keep your head up, im sure things will get better.

[06:12] TG: ima punch anything in the tit that makes it not wanna happen so yeah it better get better

[06:12] TG: but u thinkin that makes me feel better :3

[06:12] GT: Haha, there we go! Theres the roxy i know.

[06:15] TG: ahhh jake ur p much the best sometimes <3

[06:16] GT: Oh goodness.

[06:16] TG: not even annoyed anymore

[06:16] TG: lmfao

[06:19] TG: u talked to mr strider yet

[06:19] GT: I was just about to, an issue came up but its been handled accordingly.

[06:23] GT: Or not, ah, please give me a few moments to figure out this confounded system on my computer.

[06:23] -- gadaboutTemerarian [GT] stopped messaging toastyGrammarian [TG] at 18:23 --

[06:25] -- gadaboutTemerarian [GT] began messaging toastyGrammarian [TG] at 18:25 --

[06:26] GT: I believe its all ship shape once more.

[06:26] GT: Sorry about that.

[06:27] TG: no prob lo

[06:27] TG: *lol

[06:29] TG: well i g3g but ill check on u later k?

[06:29] TG: u kids play nice ;3