top something funniest things that happened at work this summer:
1) customer complaining about the water being "too expensive" *you can bring your own bottle and fill it at the fountain outside for free btw, you just pay for bottled filtered water. my boss pointed at the window and went "if you want free water there's the lake". they left a bad review about us
2) coworker got stuck in the dishwasher. twice. once while our boss was facetiming with his mother so my coworker couldn't scream for help and just,, stood there with her head in thw dishwasher whispering "pls help"
3) same coworker got stuck in the cold storage. she just knocked politely and waited for someone to get her out... the door opens from inside
4) customer asked whether the venison was from farmed animals, boss (completely straight-faced) went "no, we got robin hood coming in twice a month with deer."
5) boss asking me to translate for foreign customers but then they were rude af and he started insulting them so bad i couldn't even speak because i was wheezing
6) another coworker suddenly yelling "winston churchill!" while the whole kitchen was silent. when asked about it he said he couldn't remember what he was thinking about
more to come as soon as i remember them ig