#rosscore

thank you @cashweasel and @likesomethingblooming for the tag xoxo this was super hard bc if it was not clear i go through tv shows like one goes thru underwear and i v easily become obsessed lmao let's say these are Besties ig,,,, you might notice common themes (found family, gays, siblings, gruesome murderers babygirlies) lol also honour mention to queer eye, vanitas no carte and 9-1-1/my babygirlie buck,,,

Me, without fail:

1) customer complaining about the water being "too expensive" *you can bring your own bottle and fill it at the fountain outside for free btw, you just pay for bottled filtered water. my boss pointed at the window and went "if you want free water there's the lake". they left a bad review about us

2) coworker got stuck in the dishwasher. twice. once while our boss was facetiming with his mother so my coworker couldn't scream for help and just,, stood there with her head in thw dishwasher whispering "pls help"

3) same coworker got stuck in the cold storage. she just knocked politely and waited for someone to get her out... the door opens from inside

4) customer asked whether the venison was from farmed animals, boss (completely straight-faced) went "no, we got robin hood coming in twice a month with deer."

5) boss asking me to translate for foreign customers but then they were rude af and he started insulting them so bad i couldn't even speak because i was wheezing

6) another coworker suddenly yelling "winston churchill!" while the whole kitchen was silent. when asked about it he said he couldn't remember what he was thinking about

well @magesmiths said to show my 9 fave movies but that was such a long list so instead i picked some of the (not animated) movies i've watched the most. literally know these by heart 😂

pride & prejudice (2005) // billy elliot // dangal // school of rock // stand by me // bend it like beckham // little miss sunshine // 10 things i hate about you // sky high (i watch for the plot = warren peace)