#rose talks

stream title being "VEINBOUND with my toxic vampire ex"

server name is super hell, thanks owen

both fist fought for a year in the afterlife, implying that legs went to hell

owen: oh no- legs: oh god not you, anyone but you" when seeing each other

4. legs lost his eye to a bayonet slash "look if im gonna get stuck in super hell with anyone and it has to be you, i still need to be better than avid" THANKS LEGS

owen: this is couples therapy legs: this is far from-

legs: with no biting necessary owen: as far as youre aware" ^ when talking about owen regenerating health, as they move through a tunnel with owen behind legs, which just makes owens comment even funnier

owen: plenty of blood around legs: okay come here

5. owen really wanted legs to try an iron maiden 6. im putting into my personal head cannon that abolish knocked out one of owens fangs, based off a joke owen made 7. im just loving the lore implications of all the vampires playing veinbound, cause this means different things for different sets. like legs and owen are stuck in hell together, and avid and scott went to hell for a date 8. "born by curse" yeah that sums you up quite nicely- owen 9. love how they keep fist fighting 10. owen calling legs his pet xD 11. owen also calling the ravager squishy like avid 12. these men are incapable of taking the low hanging fruit of not messing with each other, the amount of trolling is amazing

legs: i just need you to experience what its like to be stuck here with you

owen: what was that? legs: just a corpse falling from the ceiling owen: probably pyro on his way down

owen: thats the difference between you and me, i dont run from my fights legs: thats the difference between me and you, i win them

to quote someone in the comment section Aviscott: this is their very evil honeymoon Applespice: apo brought pyro down to hell with them for funsies?? Bloodletting: this is our third divorce by @monsterseatingcheese

legs: therapy, failed

Danny actually wants Bruce Wane to adopt him. He is in fact launching a full out multi media campaign about it.

Why? Because Clockwork told him it was the only way to prevent the end of the world.

I'm confused. I heard they are dour and humorless.

When this huge Black Templar appeared down the road, he seemed to fit the mold. (Big, bald and wearing golden laurels? Didn't know that was a thing for Templars)

But then my Grey Knight, who calls himself Khyron, vaulted the fence and pounced.

I thought he was going to pick a fight, but one intense explanation in Gothic later, I have a smiling Black Templar on my couch. He still hasn't put my Grey Knight down. Carrying him around like a teddy bear. Khyron seems very happy with it. WTF?

Hmmm I'm not the biggest expert in Black Templars. @egrets-not-regrets @gallifreyianrosearkytiorsusan and @sleepyfan-blog all know more than I do. Laurels generally mean pretty high up though.

Mostly I've had a chance to interact with the Primaris Scouts at from the base who all move together regardless of chapter. It's honestly a little concerning because they move like girls going to the bathroom at the bar. Tight little defensive pack where everyone has someone one with him at all times. The BT scouts are definitely a bit more high strung than their counterparts from other chapters but they're good kids once they warm up.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LILY JUST BRINGS UP THE LONG LEGS?? ARE WE GETTING TO SEE DADDY LONG LEGS SOON??

Edit: so yknow what I realized. She’s talking about mommy long legs.