#rosanito

Rosario: "Really!? I'd love to hear more about it instead of just sitting in the bathtub with my super sexy boyfriend who is feeding my chocolate and filling my wine glass."

Maikel: "Perfect because it is LENGTHY-" and Rosario rolls his eyes and hangs up and Benito is all: "That was rude." and Rosario shrugs and he's all: "He knows I still love 'em. I just love you more~" only for Benito's phone to ring and he sighs and picks it up and he's all: "So, uh...funny coincidence, apparently Maikel uncovered my underground weapons trade so I have to take care of that-" and Rosario groans but sips wine and at least watches as soap and water fall down and drip off of Benito's butt.

OR LIKE, TOMMY AND MARTHA JUST DEAL WITH IT BY GOING OFF THE RADAR. They are UNREACHABLE. Batman is trying to find her with the Bat Computer but nothing is showing up and SHIELD is using all of their resources to find Tommy. Meanwhile, they're on the beach laughing and clinking their wine glasses BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT. AND WHEN THEY GET BACK, they get lectured so badly but it was so totally worth it. Like, Martha and Elazar totally have an agreement where one of them goes off-radar or off-planet with their s/o and the other person covers as leader for both teams. MEANWHILE, Tommy kisses Martha and he's all: "Every hour I spend with you is precious but we should consider going back tommorrow because I feel like Lonan is doing shit he should not be doing-" and Martha giggles and she's all: "I mean, he does need practice~"

MAIKEL KNOWS HIS VILLAINS SO WELL that he plans his dates specifically on dates he KNOWS they're gone, in Arkham, etc. But obviously since he's a man with many enemies, it's hard to the perfect day so sometimes he takes his chances. Like, he and Felicia are having a really nice dinner at a restaurant and Felicia is all: "I need to use the restroom." and Maikel casually notices a sniper out the window and he's all: "Look at that, I do too! You know what would be fun? Crouching as we make our way to the bathroom and pretend like we're trying to avoid being shot." and Felicia frowns: "That doesn't sound very fun at all." Or like, Cheshire and James-Dean show up to ruin their date and kill them but Maikel is all: "OKAY, how about I buy you two dinner and you DON'T ruin my date with my girlfriend." and they agree but they purposely order the most expensive dishes because they're petty like that. And when Maikel gets the bill, Felicia is all: "Oh dear, we didn't order that much, did we?" and Maikel just side eyes the two of them but he's all: "You know how expensive these places are. It was probably that water refill I asked for-"

LISA AND ANGELO'S DATES ARE KIND OF EXPECTED TO GO OFF THE RAILS. That's why Lisa likes them because they're so fun and exciting. They're driving to see Wicked or something in Angelo's convertible and Lisa sees a black car following them and she hums softly: "Oh dear, looks like we have company~" and Angelo is all: "Lisa, I'm DRIVING. You handle it." and she nods before she's all: "...Did you move my gun from the glove box?"/ Angelo: :"How would I know where YOUR gun is?"/ Lisa: "Because you're very insensitive and like to move my things around without asking. Like that one time I washed my face with handsoap and not moisturizer!"/ Angelo: "HOW IS IT MY FAULT YOUR MOISTURIZER LOOKS LIKE HANDSOAP!?" and Lisa scoffs: "AH-HAH. It was in the side pocket here!"/ Angelo: "Now that you mention it, I probably did put it there when I was cleaning your car-" And Lisa pouts but when the car behind them starts shooting. Lisa sitting up and Angelo uses one hand to hold her skirt down so it doesn't blow up from the wind as she shoots the two front tires of the car.

And in the future, whenever Rosario fights him, Benito isn't sure why but when Rosario pleads with him to stop, he feels compelled to. Like, he did out of mutual respect but one day, Rosario kissing his cheek and saying: "Thanks big guy~" and Benito's eyes widen and his fingers gently press the spot Rosario kissed before he smiles shyly and blushes. THEN, LIKE, NOT TO MENTION THAT HE IMMEDIATELY CLOCKS ROSARIO AS A HERO.

Alley convinces Brute Force to go to this bakery that reopened that had the best blackberry pastries and Misha was all: "Why not? Maybe I can get my wife something." and Benito tags along and when Benito walks in, he sees Rosario just having his Hallmark movie moment where his face has some flower but his hair is pulled back and he looks so pretty. And like I said, Benito can tell from his jawline and scent, so Rosario looking up at him and he can TELL Benito recognizes him.

Misha: "Is the okey being dokey? You look like you saw ghost."

Benito: "I am...fine. Everything here smells great."

And Alley is talking to Rosario and he notices that Benito and Rosario look at each other but then blush and look away so Alley, being a good wingman, is all: "So, Mr. Baker guy, my dude here is totally and utterly single-"

Rosario: "Oh? Is that so?"

and Benito elbows Alley and Alley winks at him. AND LIKE, WHEN THEY WALK OUT, Misha and Alley are teasing him about the vibes between him and the baker, and Rosario smiling after them. AND IMAGINE FELICIA BEING HIS BAKING ASSISTANT just so she gets some work experience and she'd be so cute as a baker's assistant but she smiles and is all: "Awww, he's cute~"

Because Benito still struggles with his trauma growing up in a literal prison and how he's constantly on gaurd and can't let himself TRULY rest as a result. Not to mention that point in time where he needs to stop Rosario from doing dumb things because I feel like Benito would be a bit jaded at that point?

He broke down Kitty's walls, she still ended up leaving him for Ashton. He broke down Carrie's walls, she still couldn't reciprocate his love. And he is a loverboy but if we want to truly portray his relationship with Rosario/make it different and not the typical "Big stoic man falls in love with sassy twink" stereotype, I definetly think Rosario needs to pine after/be more doting (and not just in a thirsty/lustful sense) with Benito a bit more because Benito has always been portrayed as the one doing the chasing in a lot of his relationships and providing the care WHEN HE IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME CARE.

(I personally hate brutalism but, like, the cement makes sense so Benito can't easily break or damage his home with his strength)

But him inviting Rosario back and it's much more minimal than this, LIKE IT'S STILL VERY NICE AND CLASSY, but not too many fancy light fixtures and not a lot of tiny things. Benito would totally have a conversation pit too. So Rosario visiting Benito's place for the first time and he whistles and he's all: "Ya'know, when you sent me the address for a warehouse, I thought you had something super kinky planned-"

and Benito just blushes and he's all: "I would inform you very clearly if I had any kind of intentions of that sort." and Rosario giggles. There are some walls that have graffiti on them and Benito notices Rosario staring and he smiles: "Ah, yes, that was Alley's idea. I have dedicated a few of my walls for my guests to graffiti. Misha and Alley's were the first, Misha says he has hidden tiny penis in his picture but I can not find it so I am being 95% sure he said that to mess with me." and Rosario chuckles and walks around.

Rosario: "Did Maikel and Kana spray paint here too?"

Benito: "Yes. They both came in to interrogate me but since I wasn't as involved with the crime as they thought, I invited them to spray paint."

Rosario: "Woah...this one is impressive...a recreation of the Venus of Urbino."

Benito: "Oh, yes, Sadie. That's when I first found out she has quite the artistic skill...My spray paints are in the closet...you can put one in my bedroom if you want."

Rosario: "Oh?~"

Benito: "Not like that...it would just be nice to have a piece of you that I can fall asleep too." and Rosario teases him about being a huge cutie.

AND ALSO, ROSARIO MEETING ESTEBAN. Like, he wakes up and goes to the kitchen to get some water and he just stops in his tracks when he sees a bear with a bane mask on just rummaging in the fridge before taking out a large piece of salmon and casually closing the fridge door with its fat butt before eating it in the corner.

Rosario: "Uuuuh, Beni...you wouldn't happen to have a bear, would you?"

Benito: "I do, his name is Esteban. He usually eats about this time so he won't attack you. I suggest you let him get more comfortable with you before you pet him."

For Rosanito and Onaci? I feel like they both went on non official dates but what would their OFFICIAL FIRST date be like?

NO, YOU'RE DEFINETLY RIGHT FOR ALL OF THEM, THEY DID HAVE NON-OFFICIAL DATES FOR A WHILE.

For Rosanito:

- Benito is a man of culture and he and Rosario cooking for themselves and each other sometimes. But imagine that for their official first date, Benito wanted to make some dishes that Rosario's family used to make before their passing. Mostly because Rosario is constantly complaining about how good Italian restaurants are so rare in Gotham.

- So he asks Rosario to come to his warehouse and he sets up his kitchen super nice for his arrival and he plates everything nicely and neatly so when Rosario walks in, he smells the delicious food and looks at Benito and he's all: "Woah...smells like how my Nonna used to make it." and Benito grins: "Good, that's what I was going for." and like, he tries his best to make sure everything is PERFECT and eventually Rosario is all: "Beni, you're stressing me out. Here, have some wine-" and Benito chuckles: "Apologies...you just deserve the best and I want to make sure I am giving it to you." and now it's ROSARIO'S TURN TO BLUSH.

For Onaci:

Jaci wanted to show Onawa how much she truly cares for her so she's all: "I want to show you something important and special to me." and she opens a door in her room that leads to her private butterfly garden AND JACI JUST NERDING OUT OVER THEM. Like, she pulls out a book and she's all: "I was, um, I thought we could sit next to each other and have a nice dinner and identify butterflies together."