#rosaliewrites

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. (MTG!Sugake)

[Text to Sugar]: So if I hadn’t settled down and started dating Marley, would you have slept with me?[Text to Sugar]: I mean, I had just started on the seniors… I want to know for science.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. (MTG!Sugake)

[Text to Sugar]: I hear your keys in the hall but stop looking for the right one and turn back around.[Text to Sugar]: I’ve got a girl in here and neither one of us has clothes on. Didn’t you see the sock on the door?[Text to Sugar]: I can’t call because I lied and said I lived alone. 

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. (ZoneM!Sugarley)

[Text to Sugar]: I yhink i finalyl figured outhowt do gollege rightr![Text to Sugar]: hoe idoi make it taste betterf fir next time yhoguh?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. (MTG!Sugake)

[Text to Sugar]: Wanna watch some porn later?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. (ATW!Sugam)

[Text to Sugar]: Does it sound like there are prostitutes outside your room, too?[Text to Sugar]: I really wish I’d known what the Red Light District was before I decided it sounded cool and booked rooms here. 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. (MTG!Sugake)

[Text to Sugar]: Stop leaving your fucking tampons on the counter.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text. (The internet claims their ship name is Evielos?)

[Text to Evie]: Do you think Mal was actually born with purple hair, or did her mom dye it so she’d look more rotten?

Send “@” for a SCARED text. (Evielos)

[Text to Evie]: There were three dogs before and now I only see two. Evie, I’m gonna die! 

Send “&” for a LOVING text. (idk Sugam)

[Text to Sugar]: I’d pick you over donuts any day.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. (ZoneM!Sugarley)

[Text to Sugar]: How did you know that you were ready to have sex for the first time?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. (Sugam)

[Text to Sugar]: I just opened a bottle cap with my abs!!!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. (MTG!Sugake)

[Text to Sugar]: Huge tits just isn’t enough for me anymore. I’m kinda interested in someone else, bro, but thanks for trying to wingman.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. (Evielos)

[Text to Evie]: Maybe we just don’t belong anywhere. 

who is more excited for halloween? Jake is a Halloween boy, he still remembers how his mom used to dress up with him and all the candies they got. He’s always excited to take Liv for Trick or Treat.

who gives the best gifts? Both, they always seem to know what the other wants.

who sings along to the radio the loudest? Jake sings as loud as he can, especially if Marley is in a bad mood. It almost always manages to make her smile.

who actually finishes a book they’ve started? Marley. 

who falls asleep during a movie? Neither, they like watching movies together.

who plans a surprise getaway vacation? Jake, she works hard and he likes to surprise her with relaxing vacation.

who comes home with useless decorative knick knacks for the house every single day? Jake, and when Marley rolls her eyes he promises it’s the last one. 

who takes more pictures? Marley. 

who likes baths? who likes showers? Marley likes baths, Jake on the other hand only likes them if Marley is with him.

who keeps a weekly planner? Neither, they kind of life the moment.

who actually watches the discovery channel? On late night when coming from a party they used to cuddle and watch whatever was on the TV. Now that they have Liv they hardly ever do it. 

who brings up having kids first? Neither, it just happens.

who fixes things around the house when they break? Jake calls his brother to do it and then tells Marley it was him.

who leaves their dirty towels on the floor? Jake.

who makes the coffee in the morning? Jake.

who gets jealous over very petty things? Marley more often than Jake.

who exercises more? Jake tries to do as much exercise as he can, considering his job he needs to be fit.

who starts listening to christmas music in october? Jake doesn’t celebrate Christmas and Marley only listens to them when she’s mad at him.

Maybe something from Cinderella 3? He was cool in that

SAME, I was a little worried at how they were like outright denying it and then telling him he could just stop acting like that, but the show totally pulled it around in the end and it was so well done. I saw it hours ago and I still can't

*stares u dead in the eye*

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[text]: Okay so I’ve had a bunch of weird stuff happen to me. Like really weird. [unsent text]: You didn’t put a spell on me or anything, did you?

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[text]: Okay, so I’m totally way late for work so I totally didn’t have the time to make you breakfast this morning like I promised. [text]: Promise that I’ll make it up to you tonight ;)[text]: And now my boss is glaring at me. Gotta go.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[text]: HOW DARE YOU SUGAR!!![text]: I told you that I didn’t want you to do any magic around me and what did you do. [text]: I’m literally so pissed that I don’t even want to see you. [text]: I’m staying with my mom for a little while.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text]: This is just your daily reminder that I love you more than anything in the world and I am so lucky that you are my beautiful, perfect wife. <3

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[text]: You don’t have any like magical enemies do you? [text]: Cause some guy is following me in this weird cape and it’s really freaking me out.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[text]: I want to know what kind of underwear you’re wearing right now. [text]: My curious mind is wondering for scientific purposes.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text]: I GOT THE PROMOTION SUGAR!! THEY ACTUALLY GAVE IT TO ME!![text]: We are SO going to celebrate tonight, okay?

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text]: Okay, so Sugar’s party is at 6 but I totally need you there at like 2 to help me set everything up. Birthdays are a big deal to her so this needs to be perfect.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

SAME THO. I watched a rerun this weekend and it was so weird