Hannah Jackson is a unique talent, entertainer, author, successful life-coach, and mother of four sons. Yet even she was left near-suicidal after her Simon Cowell Britainās Got Talent experience last month. Citing his past relationship with his late mother, Julie, and his promises after failures in managing the mental health of contestants (like Susan Boyle and the crying kids on stage), Hannah has appealed to him on behalf of every wannabe - the good, bad and ugly. No reply so far.
Julie was his mother-mentor and biggest critic. Whenever she felt he overstepped the line - on his weekly calls - sheād put him straight. She had four sons and was an entertainer, as is Hannah. Simonās treatment of Hannah was worse than anything I have ever heard of on Britainās or Americaās Got Talent. Here was a fake audition; a betrayal of his mother, stage audience and TV viewers. Julie might turn in her grave.
This piece may help her son see how he will (if he hasn't already) have blood on his hands either from the individuals he has calmly destroyed, or the gang mentality he encourages when the audience scream āGet her offā. His baying colosseum audiences are then let loose on the street to find further āentertainment.ā
Hannah had passed two auditions in Cardiff, the second being with Charlie Irwin (series producer) with whom she set a BGT record by simply sharing mind-reading rooms stories from her book for a full half hour. I was happy to hear the call from Katie (Charlieās top researcher) two days later. Hannah mind-reads through furniture, ornaments, pictures and personal space to help depression, anxiety, confidence, body issues, addictions and loneliness. Her book and show boast a wide range of video and written testimonials.
Katie wrote that Charlie wanted to test Hannahās mind-reading for himself. Hannah was sent four bedroom-pictures of a person with two issues: āWhy am I not being promoted?ā and āWhy havenāt I found the one?ā She was only told that the bedroom-owner was based in China. No name, gender, age, physical, mental or job description. Still, Hannah wrote her mind-reading room analysis explaining how the question and issue showed up in the bedroom-pictures as well as recommendations to shift the clientās mind.
A week later I was again with Hannah - well, she is my wife - when BGT joyfully phoned, and said of the client: āThe analysis really resonated with her.ā
Hannah wanted to analyse the pictures of any room of Alesha Dixon, Amanda Holden, David Walliams or Simon Cowell. Simon said ānoā due to privacy issues. Heād only agree to Hannah mind-reading pictures of the judgesā dressing room on stage. That was difficult because it was not a fixed or individualās room. Hannah asked for the pictures in advance. They were sent.
Sheād go through why she reached the analysis for each judge based on where they sat and with whom. Fascinating for a reasonable audience. And every one of Hannahās friends thought BGT would be blessed by a British woman whoās entertaining and genuinely helpful. (I donāt think theyāve had that before.) And, if/when Hannah won, Simon would be personally proud to present the totally inexpensive, evidence-based, mental health benefits of mind-reading rooms to Prince William during the Royal Variety Show.
At the London Palladium, sheās interviewed throughout the day. One interview is with Stephen Mulhern (Britainās Got More Talent presenter) who has such a fun time, insists she return after her act.
With a terrible cold, sheās waiting in the wings. Thousands in London, including Simon, have the same cold. Sheās been up since 5am; there, by instruction, all dressed up at 8am (for film continuity, always in the same clothes); itās now 8pm. Footās cut with the straps of 12 hours in new high-heels, but sheās ready. Any second now. A whisper in her ear from a producer: āOh Hannah, just to let you know that the cleaners have been in this morning. The dressing room and seating areas have been totally changed around. Sorry.ā
Hannah is ushered onto the stage. (She has performed for thousands before, but just been told pictures on the stage screens will not depict the pictures she was sent a few days earlier). For several seconds the judges donāt look up. Eventually, Simon asks her name, what she does, and manages to sneer at the show name, Room Reader.
A few in the audience, as if on sneer-que, chant āGet her off!ā. Hannah is simply answering Simonās questions. How can they be so hostile so fast! Sheās been on stage for seconds. Are they plants?
Hannah shaken, quickly regains her composure. But it gets worse: the producers have not put any pictures on the screens! She has only an explanation of her analysis without the pictures that bring out the brilliance. Still, the other three judges are interested in what Hannah has to say.
The few inspire the many: āGet her off. Get her off. Get her off.ā Hannah has to pretend that all is fine and shares her mind-reading analysis. This includes Simon moving places with Amanda so she can be head judge, and Simon can be more reflective, see how it changes the dynamics. This would allow Hannah to show her skill. David, Amanda and Alesha all gather round the top judge gently encouraging him to move. āNo.ā They pull at his chair. āNo.ā Hannah thinks this proves just how much he needs to move.
Hannah explains Alesha has the power to jump consciousness in time and space. āOh, wow!ā says Alesha.
āYou can 'jump time'. You are hardly constrained by time or space in doing whatever you want to do.ā
āOh, I love this Hannah, and I really feel that I do this, Wow! Nobodyās ever said that before.ā
Hannah - alone - faces the screaming 2,000 while Simon and the others act like nothingās happening.
Simon asks for an example of what she does. She starts to share the simple but wonderful case of a lawyer on prescription drugs who mimics a portrait of a slave woman on her living room wall. Hannah frees her.
āI could do that,ā states Simon.
āI love this, itās brilliant,ā says Amanda.
āLetās vote,ā says Simon, not raising a well-tested hand to silence a crowd who couldnāt have heard much.
David, subdued after failing to move Simon, said Hannahās act was probably good in houses. Alesha, although noting how perceptive Hannah had been and liking mind-reading rooms, voted just before Amanda and didnāt dare offend the hostile audience. (So much for the āMe Tooā campaign! Women are still publicly cowed by Cowells). Amanda voted āyesā to the tiny bit of Hannah she had seen.
Did I mention Hannahās act? Simon insisted they vote on an act that didnāt happen. The micro-managing workaholic, ensured it didnāt. He had broken Hannah idea by idea, picture by picture, then disrespected her person by not looking up, her name by making out āRoom Readerā was awkward (Eastern European names must be much easier for him), denigrated what she does, and inspired (instigated) the crowd.
But Hannah - a strong, resourceful woman - would not rant or cry on stage. Didnāt give him the pleasure. She walked off with her dignity and a wave. She even returned to give Stephen Mulhern her autopsy. Stephen was furious and shocked sheād not done her picture reading analysis, he ran upstairs with Hannahās book, Room Reader: āTheyāre having dinner up there, Iāll speak to Simon now.ā
Talented people who Simon doesnāt think he can control are side-lined or humiliated. Soon heāll drive someone to suicide. Donāt worry, the fakery will go on. Before appearing, everyone signs their life away.
Since there was no reply from Simon, Charlie or Katie, the near-suicidal Hannah wrote to Ofcom but the UK regulator can only act after the massively edited transmission. Thatās like a woman resolved to get rid of her stalker/sex-pest told by the police sheāll have to wait for the man to attack then give his edited version.
Thinking of BGTās breach of contract (duty of care and misrepresented vote) to both Hannah, other entertainers, and the viewing public, we tried top London lawyers. But, Simonās so powerful, seven companies in a row claimed a āconflict of interest.ā Maybe some lawyer whoās not caught up in his tentacles could sue him next time a gang kills an innocent person for their entertainment after being inspired by Caligula Cowellius giving the thumbs down at one of his colosseums in one of his fake shows.
Britainās lost - and will keep losing - talent.
Anton Hicks, publisher, and Hannah Jackson, March, 2018.
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