#ronlixlly

Penny: I got an idea~

Penny walks over to Felix* Hey Felix! What do bees make?

Felix: Honey?

Ron: Yes?

Billy: What?

Felix: !!!

Alice: SO THERE IS SOMETHING!

No tw! Ronlixlly content!

“Hey....Billy?”

A small displeased look appeared on Billy’s face as he turned to look at the pigtailed blonde. They definitely weren’t on good terms after their fight and Billy was in no mood to hear one of her stupid apologies.

“What do you want, Cindy?” He hissed, the words coming out far harsher than he intended for them to be.

Cindy didn’t seem to mind though. “Um. Why do you have two giant Panda stuff animals?”

Instantly Billy seemed to brighten up and Cindy could already tell who he got these from even before the blush crossed his face.

“Oh these aren’t the only ones.” And sure enough, right when the words left his mouth, Felix stumbled into the room carrying four more giant panda plushies.

“Ergh-!” He grunts, falling down. The plushies landed on Felix with a soft poof sound. Ron follows him into the room with his hands in his leatherman jacket pockets, not helping Felix at all.

Felix knocks the plushies off him, glaring pointedly at Ron who only grins back down at him amused. “Suuuurre! Leave the short guy to carry all four of these stupid things!” He hissed, pouting when all Ron did was laugh at him.

“You said you could do it, all i was doing was believing in you like a good boyfriend would~!” Ron shot back in a highly fake innocent tone of voice. This earned Felix tossing one of the plushies at Ron’s head, successfully knocking him down.

Billy laughed softly, watching his two chaotic boyfriends attack eachother with plushies. A small smile found its way onto his face, a loving look in his silver gaze.

“Having themselves a whole plushie fight, huh? Why do you have all these anyways?” Cindy gestures to the panda plushies, looking up at Billy.

Cindy’s voice snapped Billy out of whatever trance he had been in while watching Felix and Ron as he turned to face her with a startled look. He completely forgot that she was there.

“Ack! Sorry! Well funny story, we all somehow ended up getting eachother the same plushie for our 2nd year anniversary today. So now we have six giant panda plushies.....” Billy explains with a sheepishly laugh towards the end. He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, glancing back over to his two boyfriends.

Ron was currently trying to make Felix kiss one of the plushies, much to the dismay of the latter whose face was lit up in a bright, embarrassed blush stir to the close proximity of the other. You’d think by now, Felix would be used to this but nope. The slightest thing Billy or Ron would do could turn Felix into a flustered mess. Both Ron and Billy agreed this was cute.

“NEXT YEAR IM JUST GOING TO GET YOU BOTH A CARD!” Felix huffs, pushing the plushie away from his face, glaring at Ron.

“Watch us get eachother the same card.” Ron sneers, laughing when Felix and Billy threw a plushie at him.

“Hush you.” Billy states jokingly, walking over to the two and helping them up.

Ron: uhhh...

Felix: it’s too early for this:

Ron: you can’t recharge Felix?? Um Felix gets mad when I try to ‘jumpstart’ him??

Billy: pfft-

Felix: wh-?? What does that even mean?

Billy: the difference is a battery has a positive side.

Felix: hey! I’m positive all the time!

Ron: yeah. Positively mad at us all the time.

Felix: you two are the idiots that choose to hang around me!

Ron: cause we loooooove you

Alice: what if they say they are going to kill you?

Ron: *looks over at Felix and Billy and then back to Alice*

Ron:

Alice: whoever killed Madison, no one will remember you when you die

Felix: skip?

Penny: THATS SO MEAN! STOP!

Alice: no

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Buggs: *gets killed by Cindy* Cindy I’m going to wring your neck out like a wet towel

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Billy: Cindy, you are dead. Now rest your pretty head.

Billy: But do not worry. We will all be dead in a hurry.

Felix: Well that’s not reassuring

Nugget: Friend Billy, that wasn’t a hopeful poem

Monty: yeah that’s kinda scary

Billy: Aw y’all flatter me

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Felix: *kills Nugget*

Lily: I saw Felix kill Nugget!

Felix: did not, Ron and Billy were with me the entire time

Ron and Billy: *were no where near him*

Billy: yep. We were with him the whole time

Ron: definitely. It’s sus that Lily is accusing him so fast.

Everyone: *votes Lily*

Penny: Sorry!! I’ve been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Billy: I got distracted by your cuteness halfway through.