#ronblaise

slytherin..prince

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pansy_the_pansy

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420.blaise.it

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the.bi.who.lived

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grangerdanger

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weasley_is_our_king

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moon.child

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quidditch_queen

All of my blairon ideas just hit me like a train and now I don’t know which one to do first. That’s brought me to asking anyone who’d like to, choose a word so I could make a one shot out of it. I’m not going to add the definitions of the words, so in a sense, you’ll just be picking a story blindly. But feel free to pick a word for me to make a story out of it! The main ship for this list is blairon! I have a lot more words to use so there might be a part 2 to this! But probably after I get through this list! 

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latibule

accismus

kismet

gigil

snaccident

insouciant

tacenda

redamancy

cingulomania

kilig

whelve

anam cara

cloudburst

clinomania

opia

eutony

lethologica

filipendulous

étoile filante

alexithymia

basorexia

duende

procaffeinating  

hypophrenia

apaixonar

velleite

felicity

slugabed

mesmeric

absquatulate  

once upon at time it was quarantizene. ron was coming back from the testco. he was going to his hosue which is in goergia in this story. to explain why he was at tesco, he had just gogten goergia peaches from. wait a second teso is not in america!!!!!!!! ok he had to portapotty teleport back to america after he went to tesco to get georgia peaches cuz he couldnt get them ingeorgia. anyway he was on his way home and he was wearing a amsk because he things the earth is flat but he does also believe in corona because hermione told him. the thing is ron never takes the mask off when hes inside or sleeping. so, it is time for somebod to intervene........

enter...........blaise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we’re very exited about blaise.

so blaise comes to rons house in georgia. he teleported using a phoeboth because thats more regular. ugh hes so bougie. not using the portapotty. so blaise when he got to ron’s georgia home he couldntm he didnt know how to tell ron he was there beause he doesnt know what a doorbell is. so he just sat on the proch waiting for ron to come in or out. and he was also wearing a mask. because hermoione told pansy (her gf) and pansy told blaise. but hes smarter about it because he doesn twear it all the time. (is it smarter, or is it beause fashion? thinking emoji! whos to say._ so ron showed up at his house and when he saw blaise he made sure that blaise was wearing a mask like he looked at him like really intnsenly. and then said “oi mate! wots all dis den!” and blaise said “i know its kquaranitene bu um i dont have netflix so i was wondering if i could come into your house and borrow your netflix? or just have your possword would be fine too.” blasie is considerate so he also said, “i will make my own profile on our account so that i dont ruin your recommednations and watching and such. i am a gentleman!” 

ron stomped up to his door and said “fine but only because youre waring a mask and you have to stay 6 feet away. or lese the corona will come and get us.” and blaise said “i absolutely understand. you ahve my word.” and theyn ron opened his door to his house.

but then!!!!! the whole thingi got worse!!!! and they were forced to stay inside together for a whole month at rons house. proximity poehux. because they were quarantizend together they no longer had to observe the 6 feet rule. ;) the entire time that blaise has been there ron has never ever taken off his mask. when he eats he gotes in the shower and eats alone. and blaise just thatought that maybe it was a weaslye thein gat first so he didnt ask cuz its not polite but after staying with him for a month he finally broke the ice while they were watching dolly partons heartstrings. blaise asied, “why are you alway wearing a mask even intisde? even when we kiss (they’re dating now) you still wear the mask. and if im wearing a mask took its regular like if we got o tesco and we are walking around and both wearing masks and we want to kiss then thats regular. but its werid when im not wearing one and you are. what gives?”

ron paused netflix. and he turned to blaise and said,

“you must not understand how serious coronavirus us. if he breathe, he a thot. that’s what hermione said. it relates to coronavirus. so, if i breathe without the mask on, ill get it cuz its a wicked virus mate.”s

blaise said “okay. i want to kis your mouth with my mouth but i respect yoru bourndaries. im a gentleman! but when wuqareantine is over can i ksis your mouth with my mouth? and also whill we still watch dolly partons heartstrongs together or was that just a quaranatine thing?”

Percy: Annabeth once judo-flipped me because I went missing for a few months

Ron: Blaise body binded me once when I ignored him

Jason: Piper charmspeaks me to slap myself when she's mad

Sirius: Oh yeah, Remus almost clawed my snout off when I was too slow at transforming

Frank:Hazel.. Umm.. Glared at me when I was talking to Ella.. Just once.

Pansy: one time, Hermione almost killed me

Hermione: I made you look at a book for 3 seconds!

Annabeth:Oh, Percy said the same thing when I made him spend an hour in the library

*cue Annabeth and Hermione talking about books and Percy and Pansy facepalming*

Leo: Okie dokie, so Calypso ambushed me with flying pots and pans when I disrupted her work.

James: Oh, Lily does the same

Reyna: Thalia kidnapped me once

Thalia: That was necessary

Reyna: NO, IT WAS NOT.

Lily:James transfigured in a deer once just to get out of babysitting Harry

Halfborn: Mallory has tried to kill me at least 492 times

*Mallory shrugs*

Ginny: Once Luna dragged me to go hunting for crumple horned snorkacks. We were out for 4 months

Sadie: Once Anubis/Walt tried to be heroic and rescue me and got there too late. I had everything under control

Anubis/Walt: Sadie,you had 16 broken bones when we got there

Sadie, shrugging: It was still under control

Theo: Nevilles plants tried to eat me

Carter: Zia threw fireballs at me a lot of times

Will: Nico shadow traveled to me, scared me, then shadow traveled away again. 9 TIMES.

Nico: That was one of my fondest memories

Will: Of course, he was in the Apollo cabin by the end of the day.

Nico: Worth it.

Blitz: Once Hearth was mad at me so he petrified me for a day

Magnus: Oh, Alex cut my head off once

Draco, at the same time: Harry cut me in half once

💕💕💕

“Bloody hell,” Weasley says.

Blaise entirely agrees. He staresat the street outside the shop, and the dusty, deserted interior was already enoughof a sign that something was very wrong, but—

It’s a different KnockturnAlley. A different world. Those robes are at least thirty years out of fashion, and there are no marks of thelast war, slowly being sanded away with time and effort. No memorial on thecorner, either, and Blaise knows that no one in their mind would take that down,no matter what.

“Apparently,” he says, and isalmost surprised when it comes out steady, “she wasn’t joking about breakingtime like glass.”

When he turns away from thewindow, Weasley is pale as snow, gaze fixed on the street. Though, Blaise admits,that could be the blood loss—the wound the witch dealt him is still bleedingfreely, staining his blue robes a crimson-black. He hasn’t seemed to noticeyet, and a very large part of Blaise wants to turn away again, maybe head forthe door and simply leave, but he grits his teeth, restrains a sigh, and stalksacross the floor to crouch at Weasley's shoulder.

“Weasley,” he says, and if it’sa little sharp he thinks he can be forgiven. Not that he cares to be. “Do youknow any healing charms at all?”

“Er.” Weasley blinks, glancingdown at his shoulder, and then blinks again, like the wound is a surprise. “Wellenough, probably.”

Blaise rolls his eyes,unimpressed, and draws his wand, flicking it sharply. Healing spells are simpleenough; he’s had plenty of practice at this point, after the war and theoccupation of Hogwarts and everything that came after. Easy enough to ignore theway Weasley hisses, because the stain has stopped spreading and that’s goodenough for now. Blaise doesn’t want to risk trying anything more complex, notwhen he has no idea what kind of curse it was that left the mark.

“Well?” he asks, rising to hisfeet. He doesn’t bother to offer Weasley a hand. “Is there a DMLE protocol for unexpectedtime travel?”

Weasley groans as he pushes up,catching himself on a column as his balance wavers. “Not that I've ever heardof,” he says, gaze sliding back to the end of the street. “Hermione’d probablyknow.”

“I don’t care whether Grangerwould know,” Blaise says, perfectly steady. “She isn't here. I'm asking becauseyou and I are, and no one else seems to be.”

or, “ronblaise be yule balled”

12.5k // rated T // side pairings linny, drarry, and pansmione

When Ron gets asked out by Blaise Zabini, of all people, he says no. And then he says yes. It becomes a pattern.

hey here’s the ronblaise counterpart to my drarry fic love adjacent! both can be read separately and still pretty much make sense

i think that blaise would be the icon of spirit staillion of tihe cimamrarararanon. i think that maybe he would do it because spirit - spirit the stallion has more hair than he does. i have, okay, i have a story i think.