Robin hates that she’s even here right now asking this question, but she has to. She has no frame of reference for what to do and her nerves are spiking all over the place. And the only person she can think to ask is Steve. Which shouldn’t be awkward because he is her best friend and they’ve talked about uncomfortable topics before but this is different. She’s never really wanted to know the details of his sex life before, especially when it’s about his ex now her girlfriend, but now she’s actively asking about it. Just because she has no idea what to do when she and Nancy eventually have sex.
“The hottest thing you can do is put her hand on your head and tell her to show you how she likes it.”
Robin nods, a little skeptical. “Would Nancy even want that”
Steve nods. “She can be very demanding in bed when she wants to be.”
Eddie walking by this conversation, “Wait, what.””
“Yeah, sometimes she likes to call the shots. Most of the time actually, once she’s comfortable with it she likes it more that way.”
“You mean she topped you?” Eddie asks, a little stunned.
“I mean, sort of, she didn’t peg me or anything, except for that one time, but she was in control.”
“Didn’t need to know that,” Robin says covering her ears. “So do you think she would want to do that with me too?”
“Probably, like I said, she liked it a lot more that way. I did too, to be honest.” He says it so nonchalantly like this information isn’t making Robin so uncomfortable.
“That was too much information.” Robin shakes her head, picking and choosing which words she wants to remember from this conversation.
Eddie bursts out laughing. “You like being topped by nerds.”
“Hot nerds,” Steve corrects.
“I feel like I’m learning too much about your sex life.”
“You asked, I answered. And like you already didn’t know I was a switch”
“What,” Eddie says a bit too shocked.
“Yeah I’m a switch, thought you knew that.”
“How would I know that if we’ve never switched, we could have.”
“Yeah but I know you haven't liked that in the past so I didn’t bring it up”
“Yeah but I didn’t love those guys, this is different. Sure of won’t be like an all the time thing, but it can happen every once in a while”
Robin smacks Steve’s arm. “Why didn’t you tell me you were at the love stage, dingus?”
Steve has a wide-eyed expression while looking at Eddie “You love me”
“Oh cause that was the first time,” she says, connecting the dots.
Eddie’s eyes widen with what he just said, cursing to himself. “I didn’t mean to tell you like that. Especially with Robni. Here.”
Steve gets up and kisses him. “I love you too.” They kiss again, seeming to forget that Robin is in the room as it is obviously leading somewhere.
She gets the cue and grabs her stuff, heading for the door. “Well, this was nice. Happy for you, I’m just going to see my way out and call Nancy to come pick me up. Happy fucking.”
“You too,” Steve yells out as she shuts the door.