#ron crossdressing

Ron: "Just hang on a second, let me take this fit pic first. The lighting by the fireplace is brilliant right now."

Hermione: [Storms into the room] "Are you wearing my—"

Hermione: [Pauses]

Hermione: "...I can't even be mad because you are literally serving. But give me my necklace back.

(Spoiler: He was immediately recognized.)

George: "Who knew a frilly apron could boost sales by 300%?"

Ron: "I nearly died of embarrassment! That bloke was flirting with me!"

Fred: "And you played along like a true professional."

George: "Honestly, you’re prettier than half the girls who shop here… maybe even Ginny."

Ron: "Don’t let her hear you say that."

Fred: "Too late—she’s already glaring from the corner."

George: "Still… best sales day ever. You should wear that maid outfit more often."

Ron: "Harry, I can’t walk in these heels, let alone pose!"

Harry: "That’s fine, you don’t need to walk—just look pretty for your date."

Ron: "I’m only here because you said it’d be ‘less awkward than going alone.’"

Harry: "And you look fabulous in red. Now give me a twirl."

Ron: "If I fall on my face, you’re paying for the hospital wing sweets."

Harry: "Worth it."

Ron ( holding up a gown):I like this one best, ’Mione… you’d look incredible in it.

Hermione (arch brow, voice sharp): Oh? Best? So you only like me in this dress, Ronald?

Ron (panicking, blushing):W-what? No, I like you in every dress— I just meant—

Hermione (grabbing the gown, shoving it into his hands, smirking):If you love it so much, then you can wear it for me.

Ron (red as his hair):…wait, what??

Hermione (leaning close): You’ll look stunning, Ron. And maybe then you’ll learn to appreciate me in all my dresses.

Ron: "Gin, I swear it's not what it looks like! Fred and George said—"

Ron: "It was for a dare! The guys at the frat said I couldn't pull off a Y2K rom-com look to get into the party, and I panicked!"

Luna: "I actually think you make a very striking autumn-palette girl, Ron. Though the robin's egg blue gloves are a bit of a harsh contrast with the floral print. Have you considered a nice mustard yellow?"

Ginny: "LUNA, DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM WHILE HE IS ACTIVELY STRETCHING OUT MY SUNDAY DRESS."

Ron: "Wait, this is yours too?! Fred said he bought it at a thrift store!"

Ginny: "I am going to end you. Both of you."

Fleur, Ginny, and Hermione give Ron a “makeover as a joke” and accidentally create the most unfairly beautiful person in the room

Slytherin wins the Quidditch match 🐍🏆 and Draco—smug little prince he is—dares Ron to wear the Gryffindor girls’ skirt and ride with him on the same broom.

Ron is fuming, muttering, blushing like mad, but he does it because… pride.

And the SECOND he swings his leg over and sits in front of Draco, holding onto the broom, EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MINDS.