#roll d20

I can imagine Maverick being a goblin rogue because "fuck rules', "bestie died#backstoryshit' and 'I never die at 1 hp even though I am incredibly stipid'

Phoenix is a fire genasi sorceress because someone has to be the one everyone wants to bang but never wants to anger

Hangman is a barbarian centaur: enters battle headfirst and stupidly wrecks almost all enemies before dying at the last one

We need our dear shy but secretly badass human magician…. who else to choose but Bob?

Dear Rooster is an Aarakocra bard because come on! His callsign is Rooster and he loves music! Okay I know roosters can't fly but it makes so much sense.

Cyclone is an elf paladin because you know, rules are rules, principles are principles until you meet the rogue.

You don't know how long I've waited for this so hear me out: Warlock... is a tiefling warlock. I'm sorry but if you like your D&D, you immediately thought of that too.

The  premise is simple enough. You roll a d20 three times to establish aesthetic and mood. Example:

I got 17 (Ice) 1 (Books) and 7 (Crying)

So I messed around with ideas until I came up with-

Context: I’m chatting with my DM over discord, and have previously mentioned that I intend on being evil this time around.

Me, OOC: Ok so Andy allocated a megaphone to his strife specibus. What would the stats for that even be? I imagine a tier 1 version would be a basically worthless bludgeoning weapon, but it would come with an AOE sub-action [Amplify?] where he yells at his targets and rolls charm to stun them.

DM: Uh.

Glitter Wizard - "Sacrifice," album Solar Hits (1911). Yeah, it's exactly what it looks like and they do it well.

Are you saying I can UPLOAD CHARACTER ART, ITEM ART, ETC ETC, as well as play with my best bro what lives in Ohio? And have BGM of my choice? I'm sorry, this is amazing.