The Trash's Number One Fanboy
Chapter 5: Surprise After Surprise
Soo Hyuk: “I think Cale won't come today."
Jung Soo: "Maybe he found another tavern. Maybe he fell sick. Maybe he left the city—"
Jung Soo: "—maybe he married—"
Roksoo: "His lashes cast shadows on his cheeks."
Jung Soo: "Are you writing poetry or taking notes?"
The trio: necks cracked in unison
Cale: from across the room "Sounded like a bag of chips. Disgusting."
Cale: "You three have the ugliest faces I've ever seen."
The Trio: internally ‘He noticed our faces. He NOTICED them.’
Cale: watching them smile "...That was an insult.”
Soo Hyuk, reading the invitation: "The Count wants to see us."
Jung Soo: "Are we getting executed?"
Soo Hyuk: "...Probably not."
Jung Soo: "That's not a no!”
Deruth: "Name your reward. Gold? Land?"
Roksoo: "I mean— A JOB. A job near him. Definitely not him specifically. That would be weird.”
Deruth: "Cale talked comfortably with you. That's rare."
The Trio: internally ‘WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!’
The Trio: externally "Oh really? How nice. We didn't notice. At all.”
Deruth: "What about becoming Cale's personal guard?"
The Trio's collective brain: ERROR 404: SANITY NOT FOUND
Deruth: “Do you want to work for Cale?"
Roksoo: "I mean— YES. We accept. Very yes. The yes-est yes that ever yessed."
Beacrox: serving bland food "Eat."
Soo Hyuk: poking the meat "Did you... did you boil this with mud water?"
Beacrox: "Eat or I'll boil you next.”
Soo Hyuk: "I think Beacrox hates us."
Jung Soo: "For what?! We literally just got here!"
Roksoo: chewing "Maybe he can sense that we're obsessed with his charge."
Jung Soo: "...That's fair actually."
Ron: "Their eyes light up whenever the young master is mentioned."
Roksoo: "I need a new notebook. No, three notebooks. No, a library."
Soo Hyuk: "Please don't build a shrine."