Sep 9, 2023
Diversity loss! The worst OTP in Azeroth, Eorzea, and Toril is now a WLW relationship!
Normal looks to give your ex-wife who you never really divorced and really never got over:
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Diversity loss! The worst OTP in Azeroth, Eorzea, and Toril is now a WLW relationship!
Normal looks to give your ex-wife who you never really divorced and really never got over:
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Sometimes finding a ship for your OC is like mashing Barbie dolls together. Sometimes it’s like running experiments to find the ideal chemical solution. Sometimes it’s like comparing paint swatches to your dining room wall.
And sometimes, your OC just shows up on your doorstep holding hands with some throwaway side character and goes, “yeah we’re in love now actually. and we’re gonna find each other in every universe”
Recreated my old WoW character in BG3 and… WHO let her be so pretty. She is too mean to be this pretty >:(
oh wait me I did
Sun + moon couples this, earth + star couples that. What about couples that are binary black holes. Destined to collide and merge, creating one of the strongest sources of gravitational waves in the universe. Pulling each other in and destroying everything around and between them. Is this anything
Okay I'm getting more brainworms about a RoGwynn toxic yuri coffee shop AU (started in the tags of this post):
Rowan and Gwynn grew up together in the foster care system, and shared a household for a few years before continuing to bounce around. They were fast friends, but most families only wanted one kid, so they were frequently separated.
However, Gwynn got out of the system when she got herself adopted by a rich retired professor at age 13. She used her newfound resources to pursue her education, and ended up with a law degree an entire year ahead of schedule.
Rowan kept going from family to family, until she emancipated herself at 16. She's been working multiple minimum wage jobs since.
When they move in together, they have three cats: Asmodeus, Charles, and Queenie
Asmodeus, the sphynx cat, is the undisputed tyrant of the house. When Gwynn went to the shelter, she didn't adopt him so much as make a pact. The two are inseparable - think Doctor Evil and Mr. Bigglesworth. He's scary smart and absolutely vicious to everyone but Gwynn; the other name she was considering for him was Meowriarty.
Charles was the last one in a box of abandoned kittens, and Rowan actually cried when Gwynn said they couldn't adopt him. Gwynn went back that night to bring him home herself. Asmodeus quickly recruited Charles as a minion, and now has the dumb orange cat wrapped around his hairless tail. Most often, Charles acts as an unwitting distraction as 'Modi gets up to no good.
Queenie is a huge Maine Coon who used to be the resident cat at the coffee shop. When one of the office lawyers had an allergic reaction and threatened to sue, Rowan brought her home. She's usually sleeping in the sunny spot by the window, or somewhere else warm - like a fresh laundry basket. Or Rowan's sleeping face.
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