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ATTACK OF THE MAN-EATING MANTODEA

A Skimmons 1950s B-Movie

Arcadia Falls, the biggest little town on earth, is in for a shock. Daisy Johnson nearly crashes her bike when mysterious lights appear in the sky outside town. Now with no memory of it and strange things happening to her, the part-time mechanic must team up with noted biology specialist Dr. Jemma Simmons to protect their town from Jemma’s escaped science experiments.

Like Daisy, those experiments have changed—and they just might destroy them all. 

In which, after a poor attempt to save her life, Sara lies about being the girlfriend of a man in a coma in order to make sure that he makes it to the hospital safely. Which only becomes a problem when his incredibly hot sister Ava shows up at the hospital, and its too late for Sara to back out of the lie.

I think that was in the nexus uprising one, where the crew was pranking their leader or something by seeing if he'd be so polite he'd eat it

FOUND IT! It’s in Nexus Uprising, yeah. 

*palpatine voice* do it

2) what shipdo you hate most?

…probably something involving Snape. My first thoughtwas Hermione/Snape because that’s the one of the more popular ones that has no basis whatsoever (like, I can get behind a lot of ships if someone puts alot of work into developing them, or presents them as more destructive than anything else, and even Harry/Snape has the whole backstorybetween Snape and his parents and Snape’s job to make sure Harry doesn’t diegoing on – which makes the ship even worse for me, but at least that’s some connection beyond Snape being anasshole to a teenage girl), but this seems to have died out over the years.

No, wait, the one that makes me angry every single time? Sirius Black/MarleneMcKinnon. Where did this even come from? Just. When did everyone decide thatshe’s in the same year as the marauders, basically a female version of Sirius,and that they’re made for each other??? (Why does everyone have to be straight,I’ve already got seven HP books for that, okay.)

(I’m so pisssed off about this ship that I, out ofspite, headcanon Marlene to be an elderly kick-ass lesbian, and she and her wifehave sort of adopted both Sirius and Lily, who now meet them for tea and lifeadvice about once a week.)

3) what wasyour first ship, and what fandom is it from?

It’s kind of hard to pinpoint because once I startedhaving ships there were suddenly a lot ofships. The first ones I remember looking for fanart and fanfic for wereprobably my early Digimon (Yamato/Sora and Daisuke/Ken) and DBZ (Trunks/Gotenand Goku/Vegeta, I KNOW I KNOW BUT SLASH WAS NEW AND EXCITING) ships. (AndRemus/Sirius, but since “fandom” was mostly a couple of German anime websites for me back then, it took a bit longer until I discovered a lot of content for themand they became my ship.)

My first proper, all-consuming ship, includingeverything from late-night discussions about every interaction they ever hadand every detail about their relationship, ship wars, creating both fanart andfanfic and the one I was really obsessing over? Kai/Rei from fucking Beyblade,of all things.

10) what isthe most overrated ship, in your opinion?

Stiles/Derek from Teen Wolf, oh MY GOD. The thing is,I could have shipped it. I even did ship it a bit for a while, but the wayfandom put it about everything else, made every meaningful interaction ofeither of them with any other characters (or of any other characters that hadNOTHING TO DO WITH THEM) about them instead. People made it out to be the bestrelationship ever™ and it just… isn’t. I get where it comes from, it haspotential and all that, but there are much more interesting (even goddamncanon) relationships on the very same show, and just, GIVE ME A BREAK. (It’sbeen years. I’m still bitter. I’ll always be bitter.)

15) what’syour favorite headcanon of Daiken?

It’s not that he was an alcoholic - no, Jedi didn’t indulge to the point of anything becoming an addiction - but just that there were some nights when he needed something to numb the feelings. When the memories of people he lost became too much, or when his padawan pushed too much that he needed time away to relax, that he indulged.

Usually he knew when to stop, when to close his tab, hand over the credits and make his way back to the temple where no one but himself could pass judgement over his actions. 

Last night, he’d stopped a little later than usual, needed the extra motivation to make it back across the city, and when he’d finally found his bed it had been a more of a relief than Obi-Wan would like to have admitted in the morning light.

The morning light that was currently shining across his face, because his padawan had decided the best way to wake him up was to push his blinds open. 

“Anakin, go away,” he says, pointedly rolling back over to hide his eyes from the light.

“But Master,” it’s with a whine, one he had mastered years before and had since then became Obi-Wan’s least favoite noise in the world. 

“No,” he cuts off whatever Anakin had been about to say. “It’s 8:30, I have a hangover, and you’re annoying me.”

The noise he gets in return sounds almost wounded, and for a second Obi-Wan peeks at his padawan fearing a hurt look will linger on his features. Instead he is greeted with a mischievous smirk, one that Obi-Wan often wishes didn’t stir things inside of him.

“You know, Master, I could help with that hangover.”