#rogue8055

I would like some applause now. I just sang to your the entire chorus of dance of doom off of my memory.

plastic ninjas in your room. They’re all doing the dance of doom. Plastic ninjas in your room, they’re all doing the dance of doom. Plastic ninjas in your room, their all doing the DANCE OF DOOM

replace your scalp with snakes. Or really any other piece that Lego makes. Juggle with some boulders while you crowd surf on scalipton soldiers. now clap your hands

Remove some ribs so you can kick your own face. Roll down some stairs and take a lunch break.

take of your legs but keep you pants on. Then take off your head and throw it at your mom. Now that you’re lighter, do a push up. Then out of your neck hole quack like a duck.

really throwing me under the bus saying how someone didn’t remind you to do that. No one reminded me to remind you

bruh saw your post on nena's blog about your period. how tf we all get sinced up? like i was 9 days late and already sending out petitions for my friends to be the father of my baby but nope. woke up with bloody mary this morning. fucking manslaughter rainfall down there.

yeah so I gotta go home early from the wedding cause I didn’t wanna stay. I drank five twisted teas. I don’t feel good. Little buzzed. More nauseas than tipsy. my cousins all thought I had a hickey. and mildly amusing how my gay aunt doesn’t know I’m gay despite me dressing like a little boy. No extended family knows….but I hate correcting people so they all thought I was lying about how my burn was a burn and not a hickey and they think a boy did it…. I’d fucking drop kick any man in the balls who tries to kiss me.