#roflmaoooo

i just woke up from a dream where i was selected to be in an interview in a 3d collectathom game that had radnor as the main protagonist. he was called gronze instead of radnor for some reason.

He scrubbed at his face, wrung out, and desperate for fruit loops. The rainbow circles of delight. He could eat that shit all day.

Here are some guidelines for those who find that their chores include accepting an Academy Award: 1.  Look pleased and grateful, but not hysterically so.  The person who bursts into tears and sobs that this is the greatest moment of his or her entire life is overdoing it. 2.  Thank two or three key individuals and perhaps a supportive group, but not your parents, grade school teachers, and everyone else who has ever touched your life.  That suggests that you are crediting those people with having created something magnificent (you). 3.  Understand that you are being honored for one ability and not for being a general national treasure, and therefore keep any utterings of wisdom to your profession, instead of sharing your politics or philosophy of life. If you can't manage all of this, you might want to consider losing, instead.

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Oprah was like

*SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY*