Listen/purchase: He-Man Mona Lisa ft. Roebus One, Wade Wilson & Cornelius III by Raymond Strife

Raymond Strife(Dreadpool Parker) - Used to play in punk bands until the iPod was invented and replaced musicians. Strife isn’t actually his last name. Reads lots of comic books but gets laid more than most nerds who read lots of comic books

RAY STRIFE: "Desperate house… Strife... I gotta hurt liver and a broken heart ,fuck it-even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart. I love it"

"Mutant assassin taking shots of grain and creed He-Man in action holding onto the fraction of whats good in me, The rhymes use me as a vessle to blast my crimes refuse me escape from the past next time someone accuses me I'm being low class that's an excuse for a Bender bite my shiny metal ass"

WADE WILSON: "Most rappers easy shots free-throw I'mma hard talking bandanna rap market (I) fuck 'em regardless deep fry their carcass I'm in Carolina barbequing with my cousin Demarcus.."

CORNELIUS THE THIRD: I'mma rum drinkin' dumb stinking sonofabitch chain-smoking cigs reading a christmas card from a hooker in Minneapolis gods away on business but i got a little drop pf poison so it seems like a perfect night to embark on that voyage my only other choice is more warm beer  cold women and Unemployment or dealing with problems I've avoided but I'm too busy gotta appointment to bum another cigarette skip another late text raise the next stay skip the rinse and repeat (breath) papas a rolling stone cant get no relief  lifestyles killing me and it shows but aye so it goes sold my soul for a drink down by the low side of the road..."

I feel like a dick for not quoting Roebus One, but unfortunately I felt no relation to the bars in this particular collaboration but the delivery and style is dope and reminds me a lot of Rae/Ghost and if you don't fuck with  them than I can't fuck with you.

Song of the day:

Hello Dullest supporters-

Just posting some album reviews. Not that anyone really needs more proof our bands rule, but it's nice when people take notice. Enjoy.

Wizard Eye - Doommantia Review

Heavy Planet Review

Mine Fire (PA) Review

The Osedax - No Clean Singing Review

The Obelisk Review

The Sludgelord Review

Burn Everything - Take Your Shot Fanzine Review

To Eleven Review

Emurg Review

Gaul - Absolute Hell Review

Roebus One - Absolute Punk Review

That's all for now. Stay tr00.

Kvlt greetings-

Here are some more recent happenings with our artists, and some show dates too:

--Roebus One just finished demoing some new tracks for a release coming soon.

--Our newest signing Occult 45 is set to release Grind The Lightning on cassette. It will be available at all their upcoming shows and on our bigcartel page shortly.

--The self-titled cassette from Florida sludge squad Gaul will be on our bigcartel page soon as well.

--Our compilation coming in the fall will now include tracks from Fistula, Roebus One, The Osedax, Burn Everything, Complete Failure, Griefhound, and more to be announced.

And now for some upcoming Dullest shows:

--Burn Everything has just announced that they will be playing some dates in their hometown of Rochester, NY and regionally this fall. Expect exact dates on their facebook very soon.

--The Osedax will be playing The Velvet Lounge in DC on September 12th and at Sidebar Tavern in Baltimore on September 19th and October 19th.

--Occult 45's next show is with Drugs of Faith on September 20th at JR's on Croskey Street in Philly.

That's all for now. Be sure to like our bands on facebook to stay updated.

Out of the Way Princess - Roebus One (Official Video)

Hey everybody! I hope you’re as psyched for tonight’s edition of The Chris Gethard Show on public access as I am. I’ve had kind of a long week, and doing the show is always a good pick me up and adrenaline rush. I think we’re gonna have a real good time.

Tonight’s Call-In Topic: Drugs

I personally am not a drug guy. I’ve tried very few, and it’s been many years since I’ve done any. But I am super obsessed with Breaking Bad right now. It’s a problem. That show rules it so hard, and it’s made me kind of obsessed with drug culture. So we want your calls tonight – what’s the craziest experience you’ve ever had on drugs? What’s the most insane thing you’ve done to get drugs? What’s the weirdest drug you’ve tried. PARTICULARLY interested in talking to anyone who’s ever tried jenkum (aka butt hash) or krokodil. Please don’t call up and claim you’ve done those if you haven’t, it will be too heartbreaking. I really want to meet someone who’s actually done either of those drugs. Call in tonight between 11 pm eastern and midnight at 212-757-1393.

Tonight’s Game: Can You Find The Human Fish?

We’ll be playing a “Where’s Waldo?”-esque game with the creature from the sea tonight, hiding him in plain sight and asking viewers to call up and see if they can guess where he is. Should be a very odd, very fun one. Anyone who guesses correctly can email us their address at [email protected] and will receive a personalized prize in the mail.

Tonight’s Musical Guest: Roebus One

Hang on to your hats, motherfuckers. As The Chris Gethard Show has proven, all the best underground rappers are from New Jersey. Roebus One adds to that reputation tonight.

Also: A Very Special Announcement on the Future of The Show – and how YOU might become a part of it.

Hey all you Dullards and Dullettes, we got some deals cooking for you in our super awesome WEBSTORE!

On sale NOW: ROEBUS ONE's Inside the Diorama and some kick-ass merch for both him and her.