#rocket surgery

tf2 dump!

Sansgore:

Yes. This is entirely crack dynamics but baby I’m snorting till my nose falls off. SHOULD BE MORE POPULAR.

Zosan:

YES. But not in the way most of the fandom sees it. There can never be fluff here. Listen, they need to think they hate each other. They have to keep up the Punch You Bite You Fuck You dynamic for all time. The emotions of love are still there but they gotta beat the shit out of each other.

I have a very specific vision for this which is that they are both so gay for Luffy—who is oblivious. They catch on to the fact that the other is competing with him for their captain’s affection—again, Aspec Luffy Does Not Know, Care, nor Understand—and of course begin rivaling even harder.

They love rival SO HARD they end up together.

Fruit Scones:

As a professional Multi Shipper you’ll find me hard pressed to dislike most tf2 ship dynamics, but this one holds a special place in my heart as being like. The Most Wholesome. Every anniversary these goofballs exchange severed heads 💙❤️.

Jonelias: