Royaliceit - Christmas Tree
This is one of many, many ficlets I am posting on Christmas day. Hope you enjoy!
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Masterpost
"Oh! Oh no, Charming, please don't attack the Christmas tree," Roman exclaimed.
He scooped the little kitten off of the floor and away from the tree. Charming meowed at him - annoyed - but didn't try to squirm out of Roman's arms. Roman carefully lifted the kitten so he could make eye contact with him.
"You are no doubt the most adorable kitten in the world," Roman said. "But you are also very rude."
"No!" Patton said as he stepped into the room. "He's not rude, he's adorable." He walked over to Roman and Charming, and carefully petted the kitten's head. "A good boy!"
"He was attacking our poor, innocent Christmas tree! Very un-princely. We must teach him some manners!"
"No!" Patton complained. "He's a good boy, a perfect boy!"
"He's a little villain!"
Just as Roman finished saying that, Janus stepped into the room. He immediately made his way over to them and ran his finger down Charming's fluffy back.
"What are we discussing?" He asked.
"Charming attacked our poor Christmas tree, but Patton thinks he's still a good boy!"
"You can't be mean to him!" Patton exclaimed. "He's just a little baby!"
Janus hummed in thought.
"I think," Janus finally decided. "That he's an adorable little villain. A perfect, evil boy."
