“He turned my keys into flowers.”“Again.”

“If you actually bothered to see me more I might’ve considered that possibility.”

“Pardon my rude interruption, sir- but before I tell you anything, I want to know exactly who you are; more importantly, how are you related to DIO?”[[ @bd-jonathan-pepstar ]]

“Don’t you suppose that’s a bit intrusive? I don’t even know your first name... and what significance could those two have to you, anyway?” The question was blunt, leaving Giorno quizzical of the man before him; no one but his mother ever mentioned DIO, let alone the sudden inclusion of a “Jonathan” into his supposed family. Giorno was expected to provide an answer, but he only ever wanted to pose questions about this man’s interests- and the aforementioned duo supposedly connected to himself. For the time being, however, he would front aversion.Giorno considered the consequences of exposing his knowledge on Stands as well as his possession of one; it was hard not to notice the man become tense, undeniably poised to strike him at a moment’s notice with his own Stand. “A ‘Stand?’ What would be the significance of owning such a thing?” It would be better to feign ignorance for now, Giorno decided; whatever this stranger’s Stand was, Giorno refused to doubt Gold Experience’s capabilities to retaliate.[[ @neverdrawnjotarokujo ]]

“My apologies for the premature strike, DIO- you should know better than to crash through windows and not expect to alarm someone.”“Nevertheless, since you’re merely… a head… in this state, I doubt you could do much damage. So what could you possibly want to discuss?”[[ @badlydrawnheaddio ]]

[[Outfit Meme (original by hoopla_art on Instagram)]]

“Please don’t tell Bruno I said that.”