Speaking of embarrassing things, what’s the worst thing you’ve seen the droids doing? (Are they even capable of being embarrassing?) do the droids tell you stories abt their days when u ask?
The droids do talk to me on occasion, but some are better at it that others, depending on their programming. For example, if you ask one of the more basic droids - like the mouse droids - about their day, you might just get some sad boops or a happy whistle. More complicated droids, like the astromechs, are a bit more talkative, but their noises more often that not just translate to strings of swear words with things like “Dumbass pilots” and “Why do I even bother doing all the math if he’s just going to fly on instinct?” thrown in for flavor.
Most of the talking comes form the droids that are meant to interact with humans, like my K8-T3. She’s more of a supportive listener, though. Most of our conversations lean toward:Me: Ugh. Rough day. Hux is such a douche.Katie: Then you should kill him.Anyway.Some of the lonelier droids do get chatty when I visit them for repairs, which is cool because they…know stuff. Humans don’t really watch themselves around droids that don’t speak basic, you know? But my metal buddies lurve to talk. Like when the refrigeration unit told me she thought it rather rude that Cookie hoarded the chocolate pudding rations in her left door compartment rather than sharing them with the troops. Or how the laundry droid says she has to call Mitaka as soon as the drying cycle is done because he only likes his briefs toasty warm. Or that time one of the torture droids told me he was weirded out by how many officers were sneaking into his chambers to play “Helpless Resistance Spy vs Strong, Handsome Interrogator” during their...personal time (I changed the locks so only those with the highest security clearance can get in now, bless his little metal heart).
Normal stuff. Nothing too special.
As for your first question: A long time ago I walked in on Ren practicing kissing with a protocol droid. Does that count?
