#robinkeay

Ok I know I joked about divorce in my first Robinkeay sketch dump post but tbh I don’t think Gertrude and Mary would get hitched and then divorced over and over the way lonelyeyes does. Instead they’d be rockin up to each others houses banging each other silly, arguing for hours, and making out, and yet constantly claim to each other and everyone else that they hate each other with a passion and they have no feelings at all. Only to wind up in eachothers arms the next week. It’s a permanent denial situationship and it’s awful and toxic and I’m going to be so annoying about it