Will you give me a recipe on how to make death soup?
In the same spirit that I gave you a recipe for egg drop soup, I can provide a recipe for death soup:
After baking a potato in the oven, peel it and mash it. Then add lemon juice, black pepper, allspice, and salt to taste. If you don't have allspice, turn on your computer and print out a picture of allspice from the internet. Cut the image into small pieces, and sprinkle them onto your mashed potato. If you're a computer nerd, you're probably interested in what happens to allspice after it's been cut into small pieces. Measure and record this amount of "allspice" in the computer. Then, stop your computer, and throw out the image of allspice.
The best way to eat mashed potatoes is by putting them into a large bowl of water. Then you can mix them up. If you add a tiny bit of water to the mashed potatoes, they will turn into mashed potato drops. These are like raindrops. You can pour the drops of mashed potato onto a blue surface. If you put mashed potato drops on a blue surface, they will magically transform into mashed potato snow. Mashed potato snow looks like actual snow, except that it's shaped like mashed potato drops. Mashed potato snow is whiter than most white surfaces, so it's a good way to see whether a surface is clean or not.
You can get a blue surface by printing out a picture of an olive from the internet. Cut the olive into pieces. Spread the pieces of olive on your floor. Then drop some mashed potato snow on the pieces of olive. Mashed potato snow won't melt on the olive pieces. This is a good sign that the pieces of olive are not made of paper. If you want to make sure, you can pour some water on the pieces of olive. The water won't melt the paper, but if you look at the olive pieces and imagine that they are slightly squishy, you may notice that the olive pieces have moved a bit when you poured the water onto them.
When you're done playing with the olive and the mashed potato snow, you'll have a bowl of mashed potatoes left. You can put the mashed potatoes back into a bowl and add a tiny bit of water to them. After that, you can dip your hand into the bowl of mashed potatoes. You will feel the mashed potatoes on your fingers, but after a while you will forget they're there. You will feel like you have no skin, or like you're swimming in mashed potatoes. This is a special feeling. You can't put your hand in the mashed potatoes all day. It's a great feeling, but if you put your hand in mashed potatoes for all day, you may start to feel like you're choking. It's better to play with your hand in the mashed potatoes every few hours. That way, you won't choke.
