#robin steve

*eddie enters noisily*

eddie: hello robinn, hi babygirl

*robin laughs* hi eddie, how can we help y...

*steve crinkles his nose and interrupts robin*

steve: I'm not a babygirl.

eddie: yes you are

steve: I'm NOT a baby...

robin: i hate to agree with doe eyes, but yes you are a babygirl

*steve puts his hands on his hips in a motherly pose and gives both of them a dirty look*

eddie: that's exactly what i'm talking about

eddie: i have a question for you, i promise not to judge your answer

steve: tell me

eddie: would you love me if I were a worm?

steve: what?

eddie: that, if you would love me if i were a worm

steve: what are you talking about?

eddie: answer me

steve I don't know, I mean...

eddie: come on it's a yes or no question

steve: but why would you ask that?

eddie: because you are always saying that you love me in all the universes, lives, etc. So there you go

steve: i mean i know i said that but if you were a worm i'd probably kill you because i don't like them and... *steve looks at his boyfriend's eyes* eddie?

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robin: so you're telling me he asked you if you would love him if he was a worm

steve: yes

robin: and you said no

steve: yes

robin: so he got mad

steve: obviously

robin: this is amazing *can't contain laughter*

steve: I'm in a panic here I would appreciate a little help *looks at her badly*

robin: I'm sorry! I just can't believe a metalhead who sells drugs would get mad over something like that

steve: you know what, i better go

robin: nope! ok, I'm going to help you, buy him flowers, you said?

steve: yes

robin: and chocolates?

steve: yes

robin: ok

steve: ok

robin: fine