*steve and eddie listening to music lying on the bed*
eddie: i have a question for you, i promise not to judge your answer
eddie: would you love me if I were a worm?
eddie: that, if you would love me if i were a worm
steve: what are you talking about?
steve I don't know, I mean...
eddie: come on it's a yes or no question
steve: but why would you ask that?
eddie: because you are always saying that you love me in all the universes, lives, etc. So there you go
steve: i mean i know i said that but if you were a worm i'd probably kill you because i don't like them and... *steve looks at his boyfriend's eyes* eddie?
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robin: so you're telling me he asked you if you would love him if he was a worm
robin: this is amazing *can't contain laughter*
steve: I'm in a panic here I would appreciate a little help *looks at her badly*
robin: I'm sorry! I just can't believe a metalhead who sells drugs would get mad over something like that
steve: you know what, i better go
robin: nope! ok, I'm going to help you, buy him flowers, you said?