So my friend bought me some Robin underwear and Robin socks. The briefs are tight as shit, and I can't walk around in them without something falling out. TMI? No such thing. Mwahaha! And I can't pull the socks up all the way because my legs are too big. I bike more than you breathe. Maybe that's why. The socks and the briefs have capes. So, in the bottom picture, you can see 4 different capes, including the one tied around my neck. And the tie I just threw on for shits. "Holy Barbecued Jesus, Batman!"













